Also I forgot to mention the guy focused on in that piece was a key architect of Joe Brandon's border policy and the COO of the CBP. But it's okay I'm sure he's just one guy who obviously doesn't speak for the whole party and it's rude to think he does.

I imagine the negotiations would go something like this www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhQk...

Turns out the real leaders of the Democratic Party were The Baileys all along. Who knew?

If he does good, then they'll flip him at the deadline for another scratch off ticket. If his arm explodes into bone fragments a third time then they can throw him in the dumpster with the other pitchers. It don't matter none of this matters.

Maybe this is a trial balloon for a new midterm strategy of yelling "Mods? MODS?" in public until the Internet stops making fun of them.

Maybe they should run a few focus groups to see if this message resonates for the midterms, "STOP MAKING FUN OF ME! I'M GONNA TELL MY MOM ON YOU!"

Take a time machine back to the 1970s and find a way to make Shirley Chisholm the President.

Simon you are correct I have evidence that the Russian bot networks have specifically targeted your posts because wait sorry how do I delete pic

brb yelling at everyone that it's their fault they sat out the FIFA Presidential Election when it mattered and ignoring the responses of "I literally can't vote for FIFA President what are you talking about?"