@docparadox.bsky.social
Snark release valve and occasional insights into a man who may be going slightly mad from a dying world.
It doesn’t count if you’re an American! We don’t have empires; we have territories!
January 1, 2026 at 12:49 AM
It doesn’t count if you’re an American! We don’t have empires; we have territories!
Q: So, you think babies should be eaten?
Frank: Well, I wouldn’t eat them, myself. But, you take all these illegal babies, and you know, add them for SNAP stuff… I mean, it’s a win-win, right?
They ripped that mask off so hard, I’m surprised the skin stayed on.
Frank: Well, I wouldn’t eat them, myself. But, you take all these illegal babies, and you know, add them for SNAP stuff… I mean, it’s a win-win, right?
They ripped that mask off so hard, I’m surprised the skin stayed on.
December 19, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Q: So, you think babies should be eaten?
Frank: Well, I wouldn’t eat them, myself. But, you take all these illegal babies, and you know, add them for SNAP stuff… I mean, it’s a win-win, right?
They ripped that mask off so hard, I’m surprised the skin stayed on.
Frank: Well, I wouldn’t eat them, myself. But, you take all these illegal babies, and you know, add them for SNAP stuff… I mean, it’s a win-win, right?
They ripped that mask off so hard, I’m surprised the skin stayed on.
Wow. I did not have Brooks on my ‘Friend of Epstein’ bingo card.
December 18, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Wow. I did not have Brooks on my ‘Friend of Epstein’ bingo card.
That’s a start. We need to push back on a number of fronts. Congress, the media and specifically the consolidation of media companies, including social media. Honestly, the big mistake was allowing Reagan to cut taxes as radically as he did.
December 18, 2025 at 3:19 PM
That’s a start. We need to push back on a number of fronts. Congress, the media and specifically the consolidation of media companies, including social media. Honestly, the big mistake was allowing Reagan to cut taxes as radically as he did.
Trump himself isn’t special; if the Congress or SCOTUS was willing to do their jobs, even to preserve it long term, we might be doing a lot better. What’s surprising is how quickly any resistance melted to the whims of an old addled narcissist, even if it would be better for them to do that.
December 18, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Trump himself isn’t special; if the Congress or SCOTUS was willing to do their jobs, even to preserve it long term, we might be doing a lot better. What’s surprising is how quickly any resistance melted to the whims of an old addled narcissist, even if it would be better for them to do that.
“Auguring into the ground like a airplane” is slightly better than “slamming to the earth like a glowing meteor” I guess. It’s certainly not much of an improvement.
December 11, 2025 at 8:16 PM
“Auguring into the ground like a airplane” is slightly better than “slamming to the earth like a glowing meteor” I guess. It’s certainly not much of an improvement.
Strangely, God seems to elevate the weirdest people to high office. This crop of conservative are utterly bizarre, Mike included.
December 9, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Strangely, God seems to elevate the weirdest people to high office. This crop of conservative are utterly bizarre, Mike included.
Well we have to to keep ourselves safe, because everyone else is gearing up too. It makes perfect sense, provided that you learned nothing about how either of the prior World Wars started.
As usual, we are being dragged into a world war again but it looks like we’re the baddies
As usual, we are being dragged into a world war again but it looks like we’re the baddies
December 8, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Well we have to to keep ourselves safe, because everyone else is gearing up too. It makes perfect sense, provided that you learned nothing about how either of the prior World Wars started.
As usual, we are being dragged into a world war again but it looks like we’re the baddies
As usual, we are being dragged into a world war again but it looks like we’re the baddies
Chris Landau either doesn’t know what a treaty is, what NATO does, the history of post war Europe, or is an asshole that he thinks it’s all less important than America being the King of the World.
Bloody quislings.
Bloody quislings.
December 6, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Chris Landau either doesn’t know what a treaty is, what NATO does, the history of post war Europe, or is an asshole that he thinks it’s all less important than America being the King of the World.
Bloody quislings.
Bloody quislings.
Johnson barely did anything for over a month during the shutdown. That he said that and wasn’t struck by divine wrath means that God may not exist. Or at least that he’s too busy paying the bills in this terrible economy.
December 5, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Johnson barely did anything for over a month during the shutdown. That he said that and wasn’t struck by divine wrath means that God may not exist. Or at least that he’s too busy paying the bills in this terrible economy.
Hassett’s puckish grin while he lies right to a camera is infuriating. He’s getting off on it. Why would you look like you’re enjoying yourself while telling people that they have to suffer a while longer? Utter moral perversion.
December 5, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Hassett’s puckish grin while he lies right to a camera is infuriating. He’s getting off on it. Why would you look like you’re enjoying yourself while telling people that they have to suffer a while longer? Utter moral perversion.
I really think it’s going to turn into Weekend At Bernie’s before Dune.
December 4, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I really think it’s going to turn into Weekend At Bernie’s before Dune.
"I know Type Fu"
December 4, 2025 at 2:54 AM
"I know Type Fu"
It’s sort of like witnessing Cthulhu striding out of the ocean to herald the coming of entities beyond knowing. It’s awesome in its dread portent, but it’ll look great on tictoc.
December 4, 2025 at 12:50 AM
It’s sort of like witnessing Cthulhu striding out of the ocean to herald the coming of entities beyond knowing. It’s awesome in its dread portent, but it’ll look great on tictoc.
Considering the degradation of the body politic and good faith discourse at the hands of techbros and right wing media, all paid handsomely to tell wild lies, it’s no surprise they find themselves ‘victims’ . It’s what they tell themselves before an eye for an eye
December 3, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Considering the degradation of the body politic and good faith discourse at the hands of techbros and right wing media, all paid handsomely to tell wild lies, it’s no surprise they find themselves ‘victims’ . It’s what they tell themselves before an eye for an eye
She missed the part about how the nation was built on the backs of slave and immigrants, but maybe that was in a later post.
I say that trial would be amusing to watch, should it ever come.
I say that trial would be amusing to watch, should it ever come.
December 2, 2025 at 12:46 AM
She missed the part about how the nation was built on the backs of slave and immigrants, but maybe that was in a later post.
I say that trial would be amusing to watch, should it ever come.
I say that trial would be amusing to watch, should it ever come.
Actually, we could go further back to 2000, and the loss of Florida by 500 votes. Maybe Gore would miss 9/11, but our reaction to it would not have included 'As long as we're here...' and that's assuming that Gore goes into Afghanistan, which I'm not entirely convinced of.
November 28, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Actually, we could go further back to 2000, and the loss of Florida by 500 votes. Maybe Gore would miss 9/11, but our reaction to it would not have included 'As long as we're here...' and that's assuming that Gore goes into Afghanistan, which I'm not entirely convinced of.
I find “asshole” fits 90% of the time
November 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I find “asshole” fits 90% of the time
I await the suggestion that everyone in business class just stand for the whole flight. Keeps them healthy!
November 26, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I await the suggestion that everyone in business class just stand for the whole flight. Keeps them healthy!
Considering how many of these people were happy to just let COVID ‘run its course’, their demand for sick people to suffer and die to lower insurance rates is just underlining what crappy people they are.
November 26, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Considering how many of these people were happy to just let COVID ‘run its course’, their demand for sick people to suffer and die to lower insurance rates is just underlining what crappy people they are.
The Blob was sitting right there for you.
November 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
The Blob was sitting right there for you.
I bet they just didn’t want to write anything dense just before they went home for the holidays. What’s less controversial that paper towels?
November 25, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I bet they just didn’t want to write anything dense just before they went home for the holidays. What’s less controversial that paper towels?
If Rubio was on fire and screaming for help because he was on fire, I would assume that this was at least partly false and just pretend I didn't hear him until I had confirmed it with a source I trusted.
November 23, 2025 at 4:03 AM
If Rubio was on fire and screaming for help because he was on fire, I would assume that this was at least partly false and just pretend I didn't hear him until I had confirmed it with a source I trusted.
If there is truly a Santa, he will flip her District.
If there is only a Krampus, then he will sweep her into his sack first.
Either way, Jan 5th will be an interesting day.
If there is only a Krampus, then he will sweep her into his sack first.
Either way, Jan 5th will be an interesting day.
November 22, 2025 at 2:20 AM
If there is truly a Santa, he will flip her District.
If there is only a Krampus, then he will sweep her into his sack first.
Either way, Jan 5th will be an interesting day.
If there is only a Krampus, then he will sweep her into his sack first.
Either way, Jan 5th will be an interesting day.
This is why ghosts aren’t real. If any one would have crawled out of the afterlife into the Lands of the Quick, it would be Thompson. That she hadn’t been immediately been confronted with bleeding walls and the howls of chaotic laughter is proof that they don’t exist.
November 22, 2025 at 1:01 AM
This is why ghosts aren’t real. If any one would have crawled out of the afterlife into the Lands of the Quick, it would be Thompson. That she hadn’t been immediately been confronted with bleeding walls and the howls of chaotic laughter is proof that they don’t exist.