Doctor Doomscroll
@doctor-doomscroll.bsky.social
With Pantone guide for Trump's spackling makeup, the ever-spreading bruise, and his tiny pink fingers.
February 8, 2026 at 4:42 PM
With Pantone guide for Trump's spackling makeup, the ever-spreading bruise, and his tiny pink fingers.
Courtesy of the racist Pepe account that supplied Trump with his "jet fighter poop" video.
February 6, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Courtesy of the racist Pepe account that supplied Trump with his "jet fighter poop" video.
Interestingly, the election conspiracy part of the video is from one account, but the racist section at the end is from the account that gave us the "King Trump jet fighter poop" video. The question is, who stitched them together?
February 6, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Interestingly, the election conspiracy part of the video is from one account, but the racist section at the end is from the account that gave us the "King Trump jet fighter poop" video. The question is, who stitched them together?
If you (and your comms team) pay any attention to polling, check out the ratio your proposal is getting.
February 4, 2026 at 11:24 AM
If you (and your comms team) pay any attention to polling, check out the ratio your proposal is getting.
Betteridge's Law of Headlines has rarely applied so obviously.
February 3, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Betteridge's Law of Headlines has rarely applied so obviously.
Why are you euphemizing Trump's announced plans?
He did not limit his promise to _renovation_.
He explicitly said *"Complete Rebuilding"* and that he plans to *"begin Construction of the new and spectacular Entertainment Complex."*
What does that mean?
He did not limit his promise to _renovation_.
He explicitly said *"Complete Rebuilding"* and that he plans to *"begin Construction of the new and spectacular Entertainment Complex."*
What does that mean?
![After a one year review of The Trump Kennedy Center, that has taken place with Contractors, Musical Experts, Art Institutions, and other Advisors and Consultants, deciding between either Construction with Closure and Re-Opening or, Partial Construction while continuing Entertainment Operations through a much longer period of time, working in and around the Performances, I have determined that The Trump Kennedy Center, if temporarily closed for Construction, Revitalization, and Complete Rebuilding, can be, without question, the finest Performing Arts Facility of its kind, anywhere in the World. In other words, if we don’t close, the quality of Construction will not be nearly as good, and the time to completion, because of interruptions with Audiences from the many Events using the Facility, will be much longer. The temporary closure will produce a much faster and higher quality result!
Based on these findings, and totally subject to Board approval, I have determined that the fastest way to bring The Trump Kennedy Center to the highest level of Success, Beauty, and Grandeur, is to cease Entertainment Operations for an approximately two year period of time, with a scheduled Grand Reopening that will rival and surpass anything that has taken place with respect to such a Facility before.
Therefore, The Trump Kennedy Center will close on July 4th, 2026, in honor of the 250th Anniversary of our Country, whereupon we will simultaneously begin Construction of the new and spectacular Entertainment Complex. Financing is completed, and fully in place! This important decision, based on input from many Highly Respected Experts, will take a tired, broken, and dilapidated Center, one that has been in bad condition, both financially and structurally for many years, and turn it into a World Class Bastion of Arts, Music, and Entertainment, far better than it has ever been before. America will be very proud of its new and beautiful Landmark for many generations to come.[…]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:zj36ajmjof6wpfhyozknjpti/bafkreigj3t6rxiulxcbj6tuvpgy5m67zo67diikzxdhillxjdharbkuw6q@jpeg)
February 2, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Why are you euphemizing Trump's announced plans?
He did not limit his promise to _renovation_.
He explicitly said *"Complete Rebuilding"* and that he plans to *"begin Construction of the new and spectacular Entertainment Complex."*
What does that mean?
He did not limit his promise to _renovation_.
He explicitly said *"Complete Rebuilding"* and that he plans to *"begin Construction of the new and spectacular Entertainment Complex."*
What does that mean?
But he steps like a goose.
January 31, 2026 at 6:04 PM
But he steps like a goose.
I wish I still had a subscription so I could unsubscribe all over again.
January 29, 2026 at 6:04 PM
I wish I still had a subscription so I could unsubscribe all over again.
“Reined in”? “Overhauled”?
Your idea of DHS reforms is a joke, and it’s not even an original one.
Your idea of DHS reforms is a joke, and it’s not even an original one.
January 28, 2026 at 10:06 PM
“Reined in”? “Overhauled”?
Your idea of DHS reforms is a joke, and it’s not even an original one.
Your idea of DHS reforms is a joke, and it’s not even an original one.
Counterpoint, from @gregsargent.bsky.social. Maybe @tylerpager.bsky.social could read up on this. Or check out the on-the-scene videos from the Twin Cities circulating on this site that belie any such "course change".
January 28, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Counterpoint, from @gregsargent.bsky.social. Maybe @tylerpager.bsky.social could read up on this. Or check out the on-the-scene videos from the Twin Cities circulating on this site that belie any such "course change".
Carrots are for the would-be oligarch class only. Everyone else will have to settle for trickle-down economics 2.0.
January 25, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Carrots are for the would-be oligarch class only. Everyone else will have to settle for trickle-down economics 2.0.
This section isn't new, but the owners are – and they cannot be trusted with this private personal data.
January 24, 2026 at 1:23 AM
This section isn't new, but the owners are – and they cannot be trusted with this private personal data.