new sickos just dropped

It’s February 23, if your neighbor still has their Christmas decorations up it’s time to call in a wellness check on them

My new personality is the Misfits theme song

I’m the type of weird who when they find themselves home alone busts open a bottle of Prosecco and drinks the whole thing folding laundry listening to Doctor Who themes and belting Hedwig and the Angry Inch

Where’s Andrew Yang? Miss that idiot

I cooka da pizza, I shoota da ceo 🤌🏽🤌🏽

eat. slay. love.

I love Hinge’s notifications for my most compatible matches and it’s always just some guy, indistinguishable from a beige wall drying

so how long do we think the party’s gonna last here