Heller (Emily)
@doctorbadger10.bsky.social
I saw Freddie kissing Bowie wearing rolling skates
Respect to the old lady in the Sheetz bathroom who just straight up asked me if she was in the woman’s room and didn’t make an entire spectacle of it
November 27, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Respect to the old lady in the Sheetz bathroom who just straight up asked me if she was in the woman’s room and didn’t make an entire spectacle of it
If you ever see Ive reposted something on Instagram please know there’s a 50/50 chance that it was a misclick 🦧
November 12, 2025 at 3:40 AM
If you ever see Ive reposted something on Instagram please know there’s a 50/50 chance that it was a misclick 🦧
My speakers are so good that I just meowed back to a cat on a commercial thinking it was one of my cats. I looked to see which one was up and they were both snoozing 😭
October 18, 2025 at 5:34 PM
My speakers are so good that I just meowed back to a cat on a commercial thinking it was one of my cats. I looked to see which one was up and they were both snoozing 😭
“Wow that was a super long and tiring week at work. Can’t wait to watch the Bills on some SNF” I foolishly thought to myself all day today. Should have just gone to the local JV team to watch that level of play
October 6, 2025 at 3:32 AM
“Wow that was a super long and tiring week at work. Can’t wait to watch the Bills on some SNF” I foolishly thought to myself all day today. Should have just gone to the local JV team to watch that level of play
The hair on top of my head is now long enough that when I shampoo I notice when strands sneak onto my hand. I fear it may be time to return to my normal length
August 31, 2025 at 1:55 AM
The hair on top of my head is now long enough that when I shampoo I notice when strands sneak onto my hand. I fear it may be time to return to my normal length
Nothing more humbling than having hiccups in public
August 30, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Nothing more humbling than having hiccups in public
“It could always be worse” I whisper to myself at the sight of my once again chewed up toilet paper roll. “I could have children”
August 24, 2025 at 1:44 AM
“It could always be worse” I whisper to myself at the sight of my once again chewed up toilet paper roll. “I could have children”
Whenever I talk about how easily lost I get, going literally anywhere, I think people must believe I’m exaggerating. I say this because I got lost on my run this afternoon in my own neighborhood (my Strava then shower I actually ran in a perfect box I just missed one critical turn somewhere).
August 24, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Whenever I talk about how easily lost I get, going literally anywhere, I think people must believe I’m exaggerating. I say this because I got lost on my run this afternoon in my own neighborhood (my Strava then shower I actually ran in a perfect box I just missed one critical turn somewhere).
Sometimes I yell at my cats and tell them to stop behaving in a way that I would expect of dogs (like eating the toilet paper of the roll) but then I have to apologize and remember this is a progressive household and if that’s how they want to express themselves then so be it
August 21, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Sometimes I yell at my cats and tell them to stop behaving in a way that I would expect of dogs (like eating the toilet paper of the roll) but then I have to apologize and remember this is a progressive household and if that’s how they want to express themselves then so be it
Update it was effective actually but I was worried for a minute there. Chewed today’s and while immediately effective, not very tasty
Just swallowed a chewable lactaid. Will update if it is still effective or not
August 19, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Update it was effective actually but I was worried for a minute there. Chewed today’s and while immediately effective, not very tasty
Just swallowed a chewable lactaid. Will update if it is still effective or not
August 18, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Just swallowed a chewable lactaid. Will update if it is still effective or not
Wanted to start a new TV show. I have a list of recommendations to get through in fact. On a whim started King of The Hill instead and never in my wildest dreams did I think I’d be this engrossed.
August 18, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Wanted to start a new TV show. I have a list of recommendations to get through in fact. On a whim started King of The Hill instead and never in my wildest dreams did I think I’d be this engrossed.
Forgot I spit in the sink after brushing my teeth (my cat had claimed the sink for a drink of water). 30 seconds later I took my pre-bed piss and instantly forgot. Just looked up “why is my pee so foamy” before remembering what I had done.
August 15, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Forgot I spit in the sink after brushing my teeth (my cat had claimed the sink for a drink of water). 30 seconds later I took my pre-bed piss and instantly forgot. Just looked up “why is my pee so foamy” before remembering what I had done.
Tried so many times to get a front flip into a pool today that I burst a bunch of little blood vessels in my back from hitting the water so hard. Spoiler alert- I still can’t do a flip
August 14, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Tried so many times to get a front flip into a pool today that I burst a bunch of little blood vessels in my back from hitting the water so hard. Spoiler alert- I still can’t do a flip
Sitting like an iPad kid watching tv on my phone while getting drunk alone at brunch. Life is peak
August 2, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Sitting like an iPad kid watching tv on my phone while getting drunk alone at brunch. Life is peak
Might day drink and listen to Radiohead
June 28, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Might day drink and listen to Radiohead
Back in my Portlandia phase. What I would do to get it back on Netflix or a popular streaming service. #putabirdonit
June 27, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Back in my Portlandia phase. What I would do to get it back on Netflix or a popular streaming service. #putabirdonit
Doctor Who got me feeling some type of way right now (feeling like a little kid about to throw a tantrum because they don’t know how to properly articulate said feelings)
June 2, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Doctor Who got me feeling some type of way right now (feeling like a little kid about to throw a tantrum because they don’t know how to properly articulate said feelings)
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maybe a new tattoo would cure me 🤔
May 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
maybe a new tattoo would cure me 🤔
Started episode 1 season 1 of White Lotus this morning. Thought it would be something I would stop and start on my morning walks for a while. Wrong. I just finished season 1 after laying in bed all day.
May 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Started episode 1 season 1 of White Lotus this morning. Thought it would be something I would stop and start on my morning walks for a while. Wrong. I just finished season 1 after laying in bed all day.
My spotify daily playlist (#4) got me needing a rum and Coke with a cigarette, best enjoyed on someone else’s porch open.spotify.com/playlist/37i...
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May 17, 2025 at 12:16 AM
My spotify daily playlist (#4) got me needing a rum and Coke with a cigarette, best enjoyed on someone else’s porch open.spotify.com/playlist/37i...
Thinking about the time in high school my entire English class had to watch the music video for Jumpers by Sleater Kinney b/c my song got picked for a random project thing we were doing. Fantastic song, fantastic video, odd choice for a high school class.
May 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Thinking about the time in high school my entire English class had to watch the music video for Jumpers by Sleater Kinney b/c my song got picked for a random project thing we were doing. Fantastic song, fantastic video, odd choice for a high school class.
I want a tattoo of a badger wearing a cowboy hat
May 11, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I want a tattoo of a badger wearing a cowboy hat
There are many hills I will die on. I hope this isn’t one I have to defend. Music is the greatest gift to this world.
May 7, 2025 at 12:05 AM
There are many hills I will die on. I hope this isn’t one I have to defend. Music is the greatest gift to this world.