Truck Mafioso
@doctorblumpy.bsky.social
Got some ham and some beans and some hot sauce
Full metal polygamist
January 15, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Full metal polygamist
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Scott Adams died from trying to fuck a dogbert statue
January 14, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Scott Adams died from trying to fuck a dogbert statue
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Cancer = the good guy?
January 14, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Cancer = the good guy?
Anybody who says "sportsball" should be bullied mercilessly.
January 13, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Anybody who says "sportsball" should be bullied mercilessly.
Holy shit they accepted my appeal
January 13, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Holy shit they accepted my appeal
New Yorkers love to pretend that living in a city with robust public transit and shit that's open 24 hours is the most difficult experience on the planet.
January 12, 2026 at 9:59 PM
New Yorkers love to pretend that living in a city with robust public transit and shit that's open 24 hours is the most difficult experience on the planet.
It is only acceptable to make chop cheese sandwich with the shifty frozen burger patties shut the fuck up
January 12, 2026 at 9:56 PM
It is only acceptable to make chop cheese sandwich with the shifty frozen burger patties shut the fuck up
I have Mondays off so I live like a whole slob while my kids a real at school
January 12, 2026 at 9:50 PM
I have Mondays off so I live like a whole slob while my kids a real at school
Fucking pretzel crumbs in my mag pouch again
January 12, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Fucking pretzel crumbs in my mag pouch again
You keep it up with th a t jazz bullshit I'm gonna shove that clarinet up your ass
January 12, 2026 at 9:49 PM
You keep it up with th a t jazz bullshit I'm gonna shove that clarinet up your ass
Jack Reacher is such a boring fucking movie. Fuck Tom Cruise.
January 12, 2026 at 7:05 AM
Jack Reacher is such a boring fucking movie. Fuck Tom Cruise.
We need more rabble around here
January 12, 2026 at 7:05 AM
We need more rabble around here
Bro for real I fuck with store brand Louisiana hot sauce
January 12, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Bro for real I fuck with store brand Louisiana hot sauce
A podcast but it's in person every Sunday about the lord
A godcast
A godcast
January 12, 2026 at 4:33 AM
A podcast but it's in person every Sunday about the lord
A godcast
A godcast
Seeing commercials for spam and for eating peanut butter out of the jar seems like things are going awesome
January 12, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Seeing commercials for spam and for eating peanut butter out of the jar seems like things are going awesome
Shoes are too fucking much these days. Too many options, too many sizes
January 12, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Shoes are too fucking much these days. Too many options, too many sizes
My dad got kicked off the rolling stones' tour bus for not being a teenage girl
January 12, 2026 at 4:09 AM
My dad got kicked off the rolling stones' tour bus for not being a teenage girl
Same
this is a brady tkachuk hate account
January 12, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Same