There are very few things that frustrate me more than being interrupted while masturbating.

I'm trynna watch Natasha Nice jiggle around, leave me ALONE.

Thick hips, fat ass, jiggly belly, nice round boobs. Yes.

I think most cis men that get up in arms about trans and nonbinary people is because they're afraid of catching feelings for a femme with a bigger dick than theirs.

Amendment: I actually like when my partner has at least some hair down there. Feels more natural

What’s your fave thing about Black Men & Women ? 🤎

Like if you’re a Black Queen or King 👑
Reskeet if you love all things Ebony ♻️

Look my genitals are not clean shaven, so I would never get heated about whether or not a lady, or anyone else, is clean shaven down there. Your hole of choice could look like a Canadian forest, but as long as you're keeping everything hygienic and clean, I'll get in that bitch like it's Narnia.

I would suck so many girlcocks for some fuckin buffalo wings right now

I would suck so many girlcocks for some fuckin buffalo wings right now

The amount of stepfamily porn I have to sort through just to find a good milf video is absurd.

I've tried it a couple times and that buttplug I bought doesn't really do anything for me. Like it doesn't get me more turned on but it doesn't kill the mood either, it's just kinda like 'welp, that's in my ass now, I guess. Time to masturbate'

I call her Mona Lisa cuz she's shaped like those women in Renaissance paintings.

If only she'd be my muse.

What I wanted for Christmas: a thick milf

What I got: a bloody nose

Thanks, allergies.

My penis is average but my balls are massive so I used to feel self-conscious about my dick because it looked small in comparison. Then I finally measured it and found that I'm actually doing pretty ok in that department.

I don't think I can ever go back to just using my hand now. Not near as good as a real pussy but this fleshlight is pretty great.

Got myself some lube, a fleshlight, ..... and a buttplug. The curiosity won out.

Big, small, real, fake, perky, saggy, uneven, non-circular nipples, stretchmarks, blemishes, whatever, doesn't matter. You show me a pair of tits, 99/100 chance I'll get hard.

Besides being WWE wrestlers, what do Nikkita Lyons, Piper Niven, Rhea Ripley, and Bayley all have in common?

I want to eat all four of their asses.

My ultimate dream is to be the trophy husband of a thicc wealthy milf. I can cook, I can clean, I can do fuckin anything she needs and/or wants me to do. Fuck, I'm willing to get pegged to have that life and I am dead serious.

I bought a sex toy for the first and second time today. One I'm excited for, one I'm curious but nervous about.