This single event would have ended multiple careers before
Now it’s shrug “well look into it”
Now it’s shrug “well look into it”
December 12, 2025 at 10:10 PM
This single event would have ended multiple careers before
Now it’s shrug “well look into it”
Now it’s shrug “well look into it”
The hardcore bigots are all that remains in MAGA now
The ones who hate hard enough to over look the kiddie rape
It’s the only base left to perform for the rest is smoke and mirrors
The ones who hate hard enough to over look the kiddie rape
It’s the only base left to perform for the rest is smoke and mirrors
December 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The hardcore bigots are all that remains in MAGA now
The ones who hate hard enough to over look the kiddie rape
It’s the only base left to perform for the rest is smoke and mirrors
The ones who hate hard enough to over look the kiddie rape
It’s the only base left to perform for the rest is smoke and mirrors
I had a maga family member question me about people on the list
He was stunned at this line of thinking and kept coming back to test it
Ok Obama
“Yes jail”
George Lucas?
“Again yes”
Kobe?
“He’s dead but also yes”
Hulk Hogan?
“Yes! He probably is, also dead though”
These people are odd
He was stunned at this line of thinking and kept coming back to test it
Ok Obama
“Yes jail”
George Lucas?
“Again yes”
Kobe?
“He’s dead but also yes”
Hulk Hogan?
“Yes! He probably is, also dead though”
These people are odd
December 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I had a maga family member question me about people on the list
He was stunned at this line of thinking and kept coming back to test it
Ok Obama
“Yes jail”
George Lucas?
“Again yes”
Kobe?
“He’s dead but also yes”
Hulk Hogan?
“Yes! He probably is, also dead though”
These people are odd
He was stunned at this line of thinking and kept coming back to test it
Ok Obama
“Yes jail”
George Lucas?
“Again yes”
Kobe?
“He’s dead but also yes”
Hulk Hogan?
“Yes! He probably is, also dead though”
These people are odd
On Dec 18th
PedoPrez will send a full nuclear strike on the moon to destroy the Antifa base we have hidden there
PedoPrez will send a full nuclear strike on the moon to destroy the Antifa base we have hidden there
December 12, 2025 at 7:30 PM
On Dec 18th
PedoPrez will send a full nuclear strike on the moon to destroy the Antifa base we have hidden there
PedoPrez will send a full nuclear strike on the moon to destroy the Antifa base we have hidden there
I wonder how many Tea Party members are in those files?
December 12, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I wonder how many Tea Party members are in those files?
Why are all conservatives so obsessed with everyone else’s sex lives and genitalia?
Creepy ass MFers need to mind their own rapists and stop worrying about everyone else
Creepy ass MFers need to mind their own rapists and stop worrying about everyone else
December 12, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Why are all conservatives so obsessed with everyone else’s sex lives and genitalia?
Creepy ass MFers need to mind their own rapists and stop worrying about everyone else
Creepy ass MFers need to mind their own rapists and stop worrying about everyone else
Like Easter but in reverse where we crucify Pedos at the end and make sure they don’t come back
Will we get limited edition Cadbury Creame Eggs though is the real question
Will we get limited edition Cadbury Creame Eggs though is the real question
December 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Like Easter but in reverse where we crucify Pedos at the end and make sure they don’t come back
Will we get limited edition Cadbury Creame Eggs though is the real question
Will we get limited edition Cadbury Creame Eggs though is the real question
Sounds like a subject of states rights those don’t tread on me people would absolutely jump on to put a stop to
*checks notes
Oh yep says here they were all full of shit just like the 2A loons
*checks notes
Oh yep says here they were all full of shit just like the 2A loons
December 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Sounds like a subject of states rights those don’t tread on me people would absolutely jump on to put a stop to
*checks notes
Oh yep says here they were all full of shit just like the 2A loons
*checks notes
Oh yep says here they were all full of shit just like the 2A loons
Any Tesla purchased after 2025 is fair game
I spot someone stealing or vandalizing it, I didn’t see a damn thing..this old pot head memory Oh well sorry can’t help ya
I spot someone stealing or vandalizing it, I didn’t see a damn thing..this old pot head memory Oh well sorry can’t help ya
December 12, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Any Tesla purchased after 2025 is fair game
I spot someone stealing or vandalizing it, I didn’t see a damn thing..this old pot head memory Oh well sorry can’t help ya
I spot someone stealing or vandalizing it, I didn’t see a damn thing..this old pot head memory Oh well sorry can’t help ya
Loud noises!?
What was the opening argument?
“Please don’t let the cartoon characters sing at us anymore?!
We’re fragile as as is it judge! “
What was the opening argument?
“Please don’t let the cartoon characters sing at us anymore?!
We’re fragile as as is it judge! “
December 11, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Loud noises!?
What was the opening argument?
“Please don’t let the cartoon characters sing at us anymore?!
We’re fragile as as is it judge! “
What was the opening argument?
“Please don’t let the cartoon characters sing at us anymore?!
We’re fragile as as is it judge! “
I find it odd that his rapid decline came right after shaking hands with Putin
And nobody mentions this.
Just saying that might have been Pedoprez’ exit interview from the Kremlin
And nobody mentions this.
Just saying that might have been Pedoprez’ exit interview from the Kremlin
December 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I find it odd that his rapid decline came right after shaking hands with Putin
And nobody mentions this.
Just saying that might have been Pedoprez’ exit interview from the Kremlin
And nobody mentions this.
Just saying that might have been Pedoprez’ exit interview from the Kremlin
A hyped up whistle stop tour you say?!
Hmm well gee whiz that sounds a good place for to stage another fake attempt to punch PedoPrez’ ticket
I dunno maybe I’m “Putin”too much thought into it?
Hmm well gee whiz that sounds a good place for to stage another fake attempt to punch PedoPrez’ ticket
I dunno maybe I’m “Putin”too much thought into it?
a teddy bear with a hat that says press
ALT: a teddy bear with a hat that says press
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2025 at 12:01 AM
A hyped up whistle stop tour you say?!
Hmm well gee whiz that sounds a good place for to stage another fake attempt to punch PedoPrez’ ticket
I dunno maybe I’m “Putin”too much thought into it?
Hmm well gee whiz that sounds a good place for to stage another fake attempt to punch PedoPrez’ ticket
I dunno maybe I’m “Putin”too much thought into it?
To be clear
Farmers vote Republican
Republicans are Pedo Protectors who are bad at math
Republicans act dumb and wreck stuff (again) then have to bail out said farmers (again)
Which makes Farmers
A bunch of welfare queens who are just fine with kiddie rape as long as they get a check?
Farmers vote Republican
Republicans are Pedo Protectors who are bad at math
Republicans act dumb and wreck stuff (again) then have to bail out said farmers (again)
Which makes Farmers
A bunch of welfare queens who are just fine with kiddie rape as long as they get a check?
December 9, 2025 at 10:36 PM
To be clear
Farmers vote Republican
Republicans are Pedo Protectors who are bad at math
Republicans act dumb and wreck stuff (again) then have to bail out said farmers (again)
Which makes Farmers
A bunch of welfare queens who are just fine with kiddie rape as long as they get a check?
Farmers vote Republican
Republicans are Pedo Protectors who are bad at math
Republicans act dumb and wreck stuff (again) then have to bail out said farmers (again)
Which makes Farmers
A bunch of welfare queens who are just fine with kiddie rape as long as they get a check?
Was he lost in fog of war?
There’s a pardon for that
There’s a pardon for that
a cartoon scene with the words excuse me pardon me excuse me pardon me
ALT: a cartoon scene with the words excuse me pardon me excuse me pardon me
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Was he lost in fog of war?
There’s a pardon for that
There’s a pardon for that
I wouldn’t last a day in the White House press room
“You need to keep my name out of Putins cock holster!”
My inner dialogue editor isn’t bright or fast enough to stop that
“You need to keep my name out of Putins cock holster!”
My inner dialogue editor isn’t bright or fast enough to stop that
December 9, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I wouldn’t last a day in the White House press room
“You need to keep my name out of Putins cock holster!”
My inner dialogue editor isn’t bright or fast enough to stop that
“You need to keep my name out of Putins cock holster!”
My inner dialogue editor isn’t bright or fast enough to stop that
Leaving X is lovely but getting banned is so much more fun
homer simpson is driving a small car over a bridge
ALT: homer simpson is driving a small car over a bridge
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Leaving X is lovely but getting banned is so much more fun
Perhaps lifetime appointments to ANY job ever is just a really really really really dumb idea
December 9, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Perhaps lifetime appointments to ANY job ever is just a really really really really dumb idea
No they hit a boat with a missile from far far away
Then butt chugged a litter of whiskey and then went back to make sure there were no witnesses left alive
Then butt chugged a litter of whiskey and then went back to make sure there were no witnesses left alive
December 9, 2025 at 1:51 AM
No they hit a boat with a missile from far far away
Then butt chugged a litter of whiskey and then went back to make sure there were no witnesses left alive
Then butt chugged a litter of whiskey and then went back to make sure there were no witnesses left alive
Ahh yes wrecking the economy for the Epsteinth
Time
I would say it’s avoidable but it would require a bunch of tiny dick dipshits voting for a qualified black woman instead of a repugnant child rapist
Time
I would say it’s avoidable but it would require a bunch of tiny dick dipshits voting for a qualified black woman instead of a repugnant child rapist
December 8, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Ahh yes wrecking the economy for the Epsteinth
Time
I would say it’s avoidable but it would require a bunch of tiny dick dipshits voting for a qualified black woman instead of a repugnant child rapist
Time
I would say it’s avoidable but it would require a bunch of tiny dick dipshits voting for a qualified black woman instead of a repugnant child rapist
You know those psychic hotline ads that say
“for entertainment purposes only”
Apply that her, she’s vile she’s an accomplice, she is an opportunist, and only a fool would trust her
Stop giving her air, that’s how we got Trump FFS
“for entertainment purposes only”
Apply that her, she’s vile she’s an accomplice, she is an opportunist, and only a fool would trust her
Stop giving her air, that’s how we got Trump FFS
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
You know those psychic hotline ads that say
“for entertainment purposes only”
Apply that her, she’s vile she’s an accomplice, she is an opportunist, and only a fool would trust her
Stop giving her air, that’s how we got Trump FFS
“for entertainment purposes only”
Apply that her, she’s vile she’s an accomplice, she is an opportunist, and only a fool would trust her
Stop giving her air, that’s how we got Trump FFS
Much as I love my capes I would actually love to write a Romance/Action/Comedy story for
Indiana Jones and Marion
Like romancing the stone but way cooler because it’s Indy and Marion obviously
All those sequels are fine, I’ve just always thought that would be more fun
Indiana Jones and Marion
Like romancing the stone but way cooler because it’s Indy and Marion obviously
All those sequels are fine, I’ve just always thought that would be more fun
a man is standing in front of a shadow of a man
ALT: a man is standing in front of a shadow of a man
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Much as I love my capes I would actually love to write a Romance/Action/Comedy story for
Indiana Jones and Marion
Like romancing the stone but way cooler because it’s Indy and Marion obviously
All those sequels are fine, I’ve just always thought that would be more fun
Indiana Jones and Marion
Like romancing the stone but way cooler because it’s Indy and Marion obviously
All those sequels are fine, I’ve just always thought that would be more fun
Hot-Cold
yes that can happen when you try to extort a guy because your boyfriend has all your sex tapes held hostage
yes that can happen when you try to extort a guy because your boyfriend has all your sex tapes held hostage
December 8, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Hot-Cold
yes that can happen when you try to extort a guy because your boyfriend has all your sex tapes held hostage
yes that can happen when you try to extort a guy because your boyfriend has all your sex tapes held hostage
Who would have thought voting for a guy who is legally barred from stealing from kids with cancer would go so poorly
December 8, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Who would have thought voting for a guy who is legally barred from stealing from kids with cancer would go so poorly
The pilot will always be the best episode for that show
Very umm cathartic
Very umm cathartic
people.got
December 8, 2025 at 6:32 PM
The pilot will always be the best episode for that show
Very umm cathartic
Very umm cathartic