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If you’re stopping at the store anyway, can you grab me a Dr Pepper?
Obvious problem is Snide Month actually sounds like something I would ALSO participate in.
April 21, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Obvious problem is Snide Month actually sounds like something I would ALSO participate in.
There’s gotta be a button in the brain that does it, but the damn thing destroys all the recordings of you finding it and pressing it too. It’s obnoxious. Someone should find it and name it after me.
March 14, 2025 at 12:26 PM
There’s gotta be a button in the brain that does it, but the damn thing destroys all the recordings of you finding it and pressing it too. It’s obnoxious. Someone should find it and name it after me.
That’s…hard to conceive of.
February 20, 2025 at 6:13 PM
That’s…hard to conceive of.
Just one of those bespoke inefficiencies the kids are going on about.
February 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Just one of those bespoke inefficiencies the kids are going on about.
It is journalistic malpractice to wait until possibility 4 to say “he MIGHT mean it, but that would be crazy”.
At this stage of the game, he means it, and you need to say that and call it what it is- a genocidal action by a crazed lunatic.
At this stage of the game, he means it, and you need to say that and call it what it is- a genocidal action by a crazed lunatic.
February 5, 2025 at 6:45 PM
It is journalistic malpractice to wait until possibility 4 to say “he MIGHT mean it, but that would be crazy”.
At this stage of the game, he means it, and you need to say that and call it what it is- a genocidal action by a crazed lunatic.
At this stage of the game, he means it, and you need to say that and call it what it is- a genocidal action by a crazed lunatic.
Arrange the characters in such a way you have to drop your phone at a very specific angle to see something fucked up in the negative space
January 31, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Arrange the characters in such a way you have to drop your phone at a very specific angle to see something fucked up in the negative space
Wasn’t that a joke in Barbie?
Is it possible that Mattel…DOESNT understand theory?
Is it possible that Mattel…DOESNT understand theory?
January 30, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Wasn’t that a joke in Barbie?
Is it possible that Mattel…DOESNT understand theory?
Is it possible that Mattel…DOESNT understand theory?
Suddenly? “It makes no sense”? Where have you been for the last five years of football?
January 29, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Suddenly? “It makes no sense”? Where have you been for the last five years of football?
That’s…oddly very sensible. Thank your this today. I really needed it.
January 29, 2025 at 10:42 PM
That’s…oddly very sensible. Thank your this today. I really needed it.
“Most Democrats” that word most is genuinely terrifying to read.
January 29, 2025 at 5:34 PM
“Most Democrats” that word most is genuinely terrifying to read.
Well yeah, except we ARE better than him, and now he’s dead. He’s not better or worse than anyone, he’s DEAD. That’s the POINT.
January 24, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Well yeah, except we ARE better than him, and now he’s dead. He’s not better or worse than anyone, he’s DEAD. That’s the POINT.
Did we ever get to the bottom of this?
December 26, 2024 at 11:12 PM
Did we ever get to the bottom of this?
Never before have I felt so seen
December 16, 2024 at 2:22 PM
Never before have I felt so seen
You say “any kill assist” but to get a full Elim you need to do specifically damage. Flashbangs and other things like that, and team buffs still only bet you assists (which only show up for score reasons and aren’t noted as assists on the scoreboard)
December 16, 2024 at 1:28 PM
You say “any kill assist” but to get a full Elim you need to do specifically damage. Flashbangs and other things like that, and team buffs still only bet you assists (which only show up for score reasons and aren’t noted as assists on the scoreboard)
Never a problem for me.
My wife just IS usually right.
My wife just IS usually right.
December 13, 2024 at 3:47 PM
Never a problem for me.
My wife just IS usually right.
My wife just IS usually right.
For real. Really cool to dog whistle your entire career and then, only after that dog has been wrecking havoc for 8 years, say “hey wait not like THAT though”
December 11, 2024 at 5:14 PM
For real. Really cool to dog whistle your entire career and then, only after that dog has been wrecking havoc for 8 years, say “hey wait not like THAT though”
I showed up half an hour late (no one noticed) so I am WAY ahead of you
December 6, 2024 at 3:55 PM
I showed up half an hour late (no one noticed) so I am WAY ahead of you
If “passing” were the only, or even A main defining factor, we’re just back to “there are only a few incredibly specific ways to be a man/woman”, which is really just recreating the binary.
That is definitely NOT just what I tell myself because I don’t pass.
That is definitely NOT just what I tell myself because I don’t pass.
December 6, 2024 at 1:42 PM
If “passing” were the only, or even A main defining factor, we’re just back to “there are only a few incredibly specific ways to be a man/woman”, which is really just recreating the binary.
That is definitely NOT just what I tell myself because I don’t pass.
That is definitely NOT just what I tell myself because I don’t pass.
Oh yeah, Elon Musk, famous for his inability to be a petty little man with no self control.
December 5, 2024 at 12:49 AM
Oh yeah, Elon Musk, famous for his inability to be a petty little man with no self control.
Hey now, that’s not fair. Most of them agree with the American Civil War too.
December 4, 2024 at 5:57 PM
Hey now, that’s not fair. Most of them agree with the American Civil War too.
Oh hey that’s pretty…if only there was a word for this…neat?
December 4, 2024 at 3:47 PM
Oh hey that’s pretty…if only there was a word for this…neat?
But do The Poors also know of seasoning?
December 3, 2024 at 10:28 PM
But do The Poors also know of seasoning?
That test isn’t a useful barometer for how Deschanel a film is. You could just as easily have a Micucci or Lindhome on your hands. It’s a good litmus test, but you have to look beyond it and ask whether that white girl is also “only slightly too quirky to exist in real life”
December 3, 2024 at 10:01 PM
That test isn’t a useful barometer for how Deschanel a film is. You could just as easily have a Micucci or Lindhome on your hands. It’s a good litmus test, but you have to look beyond it and ask whether that white girl is also “only slightly too quirky to exist in real life”