Cullen Jekel
@doctorjekel.bsky.social
Keep your eye on the donut, not on the hole.
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
Well, that's not great :(
(I don't know if this clip is actually from the movie, which I have never seen.)
Well, that's not great :(
(I don't know if this clip is actually from the movie, which I have never seen.)
December 19, 2025 at 4:13 PM
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
Well, that's not great :(
(I don't know if this clip is actually from the movie, which I have never seen.)
Well, that's not great :(
(I don't know if this clip is actually from the movie, which I have never seen.)
From 810's Petro on X: "There is a meeting scheduled in Topeka on Monday. I'm being told the Chiefs are scheduled to be at that meeting, however the Royals are not. Barring a last minute "screw up by someone at the top" announcing the Chiefs are moving to Kansas will happen after that meeting."
December 18, 2025 at 9:10 PM
From 810's Petro on X: "There is a meeting scheduled in Topeka on Monday. I'm being told the Chiefs are scheduled to be at that meeting, however the Royals are not. Barring a last minute "screw up by someone at the top" announcing the Chiefs are moving to Kansas will happen after that meeting."
I have learned that when my wife says, "You're going to think I'm crazy," and then proceeds to tell me something, well, crazy, it is not in my best interests to reply by acknowledging the craziness.
December 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I have learned that when my wife says, "You're going to think I'm crazy," and then proceeds to tell me something, well, crazy, it is not in my best interests to reply by acknowledging the craziness.
Read a post about the top 10 songs of 2025. I hadn't heard of any of them and only recognized the names of like three of the artists.
December 2, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Read a post about the top 10 songs of 2025. I hadn't heard of any of them and only recognized the names of like three of the artists.
I wrote something that everyone will agree with.
It’s time to move past the 2017 Astros sign-stealing scandal
It’s time to move past the 2017 Astros sign-stealing scandal
All’s well that ends.
www.royalsreview.com
October 21, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I wrote something that everyone will agree with.
The only novel that's ever scared me.
SALEM'S LOT turns 50 as of today. Didn't know until my pal (and co-writer) Rich Chizmar told me.
October 17, 2025 at 2:42 PM
The only novel that's ever scared me.
Oh no I just remembered that I made fun of Robert Redford during my dad’s eulogy back in May 😬
September 16, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Oh no I just remembered that I made fun of Robert Redford during my dad’s eulogy back in May 😬
Alan's the best out there. I'm sure he'll land on his feet, but this is still such a bummer. He's the sole reason I had subscribed to Rolling Stone this past December.
Alan, I'm sorry you're going through this, but you have many fans that will follow you wherever you write.
Alan, I'm sorry you're going through this, but you have many fans that will follow you wherever you write.
Some news: yesterday was my last at Rolling Stone. For now, I'm going solo, doing all my TV reviewing, recapping, etc., at my newsletter. I hope you'll consider subscribing. Many more details here:
Don't stop believing
Some news, as they say
alansepinwall.ghost.io
September 16, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Alan's the best out there. I'm sure he'll land on his feet, but this is still such a bummer. He's the sole reason I had subscribed to Rolling Stone this past December.
Alan, I'm sorry you're going through this, but you have many fans that will follow you wherever you write.
Alan, I'm sorry you're going through this, but you have many fans that will follow you wherever you write.
Sad to see the news of Ricky The Hitman Hatton passing. Watched so many of his early fights with my father. Somber morning for boxing fans after last night’s event. RIP Ricky.
September 14, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Sad to see the news of Ricky The Hitman Hatton passing. Watched so many of his early fights with my father. Somber morning for boxing fans after last night’s event. RIP Ricky.
Save a knockout here, I think Crawford’s gonna win. #CaneloCrawford
September 14, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Save a knockout here, I think Crawford’s gonna win. #CaneloCrawford
Good fight so far, edge to Canelo, 4-2. #CaneloCrawford
September 14, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Good fight so far, edge to Canelo, 4-2. #CaneloCrawford
Death to Smoochy
Without saying The Birdcage, fav Robin Williams Film?
September 6, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Death to Smoochy
Reposted by Cullen Jekel
Bobby Witt Jr.’s back is “still spasming,” manager Matt Quatraro said. Witt went for an MRI this afternoon, and results will help determine severity and next steps.
September 6, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Bobby Witt Jr.’s back is “still spasming,” manager Matt Quatraro said. Witt went for an MRI this afternoon, and results will help determine severity and next steps.
September 5, 2025 at 1:54 AM
After multiple procedures to insert tubes, plus another procedure and multiple instances of maintenance, for the first time in his life, my youngest son’s hearing levels are in the normal range. 💪💪💪
September 4, 2025 at 5:33 PM
After multiple procedures to insert tubes, plus another procedure and multiple instances of maintenance, for the first time in his life, my youngest son’s hearing levels are in the normal range. 💪💪💪
First movie of spooky season:
The Invisible Man (2020): 3.5/5
Very much dug it. Elisabeth Moss gave an excellent performance. She was bad-ass.
The Invisible Man (2020): 3.5/5
Very much dug it. Elisabeth Moss gave an excellent performance. She was bad-ass.
a woman with blonde hair is wearing a black dress and red lipstick
ALT: a woman with blonde hair is wearing a black dress and red lipstick
media.tenor.com
September 4, 2025 at 3:48 AM
First movie of spooky season:
The Invisible Man (2020): 3.5/5
Very much dug it. Elisabeth Moss gave an excellent performance. She was bad-ass.
The Invisible Man (2020): 3.5/5
Very much dug it. Elisabeth Moss gave an excellent performance. She was bad-ass.
Tough watching the #Royals right now. They have no answers. Starting to doubt the postseason.
a woman wearing glasses and a black hat says i have doubts .
ALT: a woman wearing glasses and a black hat says i have doubts .
media.tenor.com
September 3, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Tough watching the #Royals right now. They have no answers. Starting to doubt the postseason.
It’s the Bobby Witt Jr. Show!
September 3, 2025 at 12:29 AM
It’s the Bobby Witt Jr. Show!
