In elementary school, I was curios how the door at the back of the bus worked. So I opened it and hopped out, then just walked back onto the bus like nothing happened.

I got banned from the bus for a week and my dad was not happy he had to drive me.

Sometimes, I really just hate how my fingernails feel on my fingers.

Can confirm a "no soliciting" sign does not apparently stop soliciting, though it dose lead to an interaction where to you point to the sign and the guy reads out "no soly cyting?"

"it says no soliciting"

"Oh I'm not doing that,I'm just (offering a service for money)"

*narrows eyes*

I think either Disney plus is confused, or I misunderstood what Fireforce was about, either way I find joy in it's inclusion confusing the audience that watches the other shows in that lineup.

#why does this exist, and why was it advertised to me

Oh, well if there's only that many left I certainly can't wait!

ADHD hydrate squad assembled!

what do you want

The universe or my body is playing a prank on me

I DID get sleep last night, but I woke up THREE SEPARATE TIMES this morning convinced it was work time, looked over at the clock, realized it was not, only for it to happen 2 more times

The audacity of cool trinkets, do-dads, and bobbles to exist when I need to save money for adult things.

Diabolical

Cinnamon roll cookies

Why do you bless my mouth so freely, yet take no remittance from me

Your creator is indifferent of our love,

yet I would gladly give the cold unfeeling aristocracy my soul,

to feel your warmth in my embrace

The aspersions cast regarding my purported gremlinhood are spurious at best and utterly devoid of substantiation.

1:00 a.m. to 5:00 a.m. is always a fun little mystery game: will I be able to fall asleep, or will I lie in anguish as the fleshy mass in my skull remains trapped in conscious thought?

why are there so many M states. who let this happen.

Like actually. Eight of them. Out of fifty. That’s 16% of the country starting with one letter. And it’s not even a fun letter like Q. It’s just M. Overachieving, indistinguishable M.

One of the only things that will genuinely tick me off is people being blatantly wrong confidently.

This tragic little gay vampire, he consumes my every thought.