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Kallen
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ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘚𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘍𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘴. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.

they/them preferred but any pronouns are fine
The Angry Videogame Nerd.
December 8, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Yeah, it has milkshakes in it.
December 5, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Your icon is of a reviewer who basks in corporate nostalgia.

See? This stupid shit is as easy as it is stupid.
December 5, 2025 at 6:38 PM
My partner who's a huge Nintendo hater in a lot of respects has been having a totally "fairly good" time with it, saying it's "like an Xbox 360 game that would have been considered amazing if it released in 2010".
December 5, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Sleep well beast by The National looking ass house.
December 5, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Tarantino's biggest strength is that he's very good at ripping off cool elements and scenes from better movies and shoving all that ripped off material into a coherent and often fun package.
Beyond that, he seems deeply incompetent at his job (just look at him almost getting Uma Thurman killed).
December 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
"Uhhhh, you guys realize he's quoting a fictional character he made, right???"

Yes, I am laughing at how dumb and faux deep his character is.
December 3, 2025 at 6:08 PM
You have my permission to venmo me a thousand dollars.
December 3, 2025 at 5:12 PM
From the people that brought you "Defund the police is a bad phrase because it is unclear".
December 1, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I'm so sorry for your loss.
December 1, 2025 at 1:08 AM
No, that place is fucked up. Goodbye.
November 29, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Now you're talking.
November 29, 2025 at 3:48 AM