WHAT’S GOING ON? HOW WAS YOUR DAY?

GETTING THE HARD SADS, BUT I’M GONNA BE COOL ABOUT IT BY NOT POSTING IT ON THE INTERNET

I ALWAYS FORGET ABOUT BLUESKY.
HOPING YOU CAN’T WAIT TO SEE A SIMILAR POST IN SEVERAL MONTHS FROM NOW!

NEW POST!

GONNA TRY DOING THIS MORE OFTEN

WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO EDIT POSTS ON HERE (ALREADY COMPLAINING)

ME AND MY TWO FRIENDS IN A TRENCH COAT AT THE MOVIES: " HELLO, 3 TICKETS PLEASE "

MASTURBATION ISN’T A SIN IF YOU’RE PRAYING THE WHOLE TIME

GUESS WHAT? YOU HAVE TO GUESS

PUKING ABOUT HOW TERRIBLE GARFIELD IS.
JON IS IN AN ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP WITH THE FUCKING CAT.
WHAT A PILE OF SHIT. I HOPE THE END SCENE IS FLYING HIM TO ITALY AND SHOWING WHAT LASAGNA IS REALLY LIKE AND THEN HE JUMPS IN TO RIVER AND DISAPPEARS WITH GARFIELD IN HIS ARMS

What are any of you even talking about like what are you even saying haha I don’t understand

"THERE WAS ONLY ONE SET OF FOOTPRINTS IN THE SAND WITH A LINE IN THE MIDDLE BECAUSE I HAD TO WHEELBARROW YOUR DUMBASS HOME AFTER I FUCKED YOU UP FOR CALLING MY MOM A SKANK" ~FOOTPRINTS

THIS IS MY FIRST POST