Do I follow horse racing? No. Do I get invested in anime girls? No. Is Umamusume consuming my life? Undoubtedly.

I don't remember "stopping coworkers from going down the neo-nazi pipeline" being in my job description. Can I get a raise?

Nothing is as exhilarating as being 30 seconds behind in a broadcast. Can't wait to see this Cook TD. Let's go Buffalo! #billsmafia #billsvschiefs

Bills are determined to shorten my life span every single season #billsmafia #buffalobills

Does the exotic pet industry attract sketchy people or does it create them? #exoticpets #whostosay

Survive and advance. #buffalobills

6 angry orchards deep, watching Doctor Who, and betting on the Knicks. American dream is alive and well.