Doctor Synth
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I never claimed to be a good man. But Trump is a child rapist who needs his penis cut off.
December 5, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I never claimed to be a good man. But Trump is a child rapist who needs his penis cut off.
Scammers from India call my elderly parents constantly with Medicare scams. Their phone number is on the do not call list but these criminals do not care. They use VOIP to disguise their calls as from within the same area code. It’s a sophisticated criminal enterprise run from a busy call center.
December 5, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Scammers from India call my elderly parents constantly with Medicare scams. Their phone number is on the do not call list but these criminals do not care. They use VOIP to disguise their calls as from within the same area code. It’s a sophisticated criminal enterprise run from a busy call center.
Tom Cotton: obviously unfit for office.
December 5, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Tom Cotton: obviously unfit for office.
Their obligation as soldiers is to uphold and defend the Constitution. Trump has never taken his oath of office seriously.
December 5, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Their obligation as soldiers is to uphold and defend the Constitution. Trump has never taken his oath of office seriously.
Ok, I get the hate for Newsom, but offer an alternative. Can Pritzker win a nationwide election?
December 5, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Ok, I get the hate for Newsom, but offer an alternative. Can Pritzker win a nationwide election?
Cash Patel is turning the FBI into an Uber service
December 5, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Cash Patel is turning the FBI into an Uber service
Who would want to bring a child into this?
December 5, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Who would want to bring a child into this?
SCOTUS judges are doing everything in their power to assist Trump in destroying our once-great nation.
December 5, 2025 at 8:27 AM
SCOTUS judges are doing everything in their power to assist Trump in destroying our once-great nation.
Rape is wrong whether it takes place in a prison or anywhere.
Donald Trump is a sadist so he should be placed into a situation where he can feel how terrible it is to be raped.
Donald Trump is a sadist so he should be placed into a situation where he can feel how terrible it is to be raped.
December 5, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Rape is wrong whether it takes place in a prison or anywhere.
Donald Trump is a sadist so he should be placed into a situation where he can feel how terrible it is to be raped.
Donald Trump is a sadist so he should be placed into a situation where he can feel how terrible it is to be raped.
Billionaires building data centers should be required to build renewable energy systems BEFORE approval is granted for building new data centers.
December 5, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Billionaires building data centers should be required to build renewable energy systems BEFORE approval is granted for building new data centers.
… but actually this move is because Trump fancied himself to be a mob boss and he wants a cut from every financial deal made. He’s a criminal, @bloomberg.com
December 5, 2025 at 8:23 AM
… but actually this move is because Trump fancied himself to be a mob boss and he wants a cut from every financial deal made. He’s a criminal, @bloomberg.com
1) Russia is not spying on China’s behalf.
2) the US government has no control over Elon Musk’s Starlink satellite network
2) the US government has no control over Elon Musk’s Starlink satellite network
December 5, 2025 at 8:18 AM
1) Russia is not spying on China’s behalf.
2) the US government has no control over Elon Musk’s Starlink satellite network
2) the US government has no control over Elon Musk’s Starlink satellite network
Horseshit. Europe is responsible for their own destiny, and if they got their shit together they’d be more powerful than Russia’s convict army.
December 5, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Horseshit. Europe is responsible for their own destiny, and if they got their shit together they’d be more powerful than Russia’s convict army.
Loans = gifts because they’ll never be paid back.
December 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Loans = gifts because they’ll never be paid back.
Corrupt Supreme Court rules that states can gerrymander to their hearts desire, as long as that keeps the criminal pedophiles in power.
December 5, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Corrupt Supreme Court rules that states can gerrymander to their hearts desire, as long as that keeps the criminal pedophiles in power.
The first strike was against the law as well. The second strike was gratuitous.
December 5, 2025 at 12:19 AM
The first strike was against the law as well. The second strike was gratuitous.
Not explained: this terrible, ungrateful bitch has too much money and luxury to ever suffer. #WhitePrivilege
December 5, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Not explained: this terrible, ungrateful bitch has too much money and luxury to ever suffer. #WhitePrivilege
Modi is a real creep. He recently tried to force cell phone makers to put a government surveillance app on all their phones. Apple said no, and he backed down.
December 4, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Modi is a real creep. He recently tried to force cell phone makers to put a government surveillance app on all their phones. Apple said no, and he backed down.
Now show a chart of how many victims are grandmothers or children. Trump’s racist agenda sucks my fat ass.
December 4, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Now show a chart of how many victims are grandmothers or children. Trump’s racist agenda sucks my fat ass.
That’s Elliot Ness v2
December 4, 2025 at 7:38 PM
That’s Elliot Ness v2
It should not be a LOAN, in should be a gift. EU gets back that money from Ukraine buying weapons
December 4, 2025 at 7:36 PM
It should not be a LOAN, in should be a gift. EU gets back that money from Ukraine buying weapons
That’s unfair. All he needs is more PR segments with Jimmy Fallon massaging his scalp and his saggy nuts
December 4, 2025 at 7:34 PM
That’s unfair. All he needs is more PR segments with Jimmy Fallon massaging his scalp and his saggy nuts
If I could put crime in a bottle 🎶
December 4, 2025 at 7:29 PM
If I could put crime in a bottle 🎶