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Johnny
@doctorvenkman.com
Laid off IT guy, freelance writer, hosting and posting at Culture Dumpster, bylines for Hard Drive & The Hard Times.

Patreon.com/culturedumpster
I’m perfectly happy with my Bob Dole tube
January 9, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Look at this droopy eyed moon-faced cowardly piece of shit.
January 8, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Someone is so excited they pinned their tweet about it
January 7, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Derek can you address this 1/4 zip pullover underneath Pete Hegseths suit jacket during the illegal military operation in Venezuela? Is this a faux pas? Is he a fascist and a bad dresser?
January 5, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Translation: we don’t actually believe in anything, please vote for us.
January 4, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Death Stranding 2 is a damn fine video game
January 4, 2026 at 5:30 AM
“Venezuela’s oil as well as their most beautiful teenage girls are now property of the United States government.” - Donald Trump answers questions about his illegal invasion of Venezuela
January 3, 2026 at 4:38 PM
January 2, 2026 at 9:47 PM
@chasekoeneke.bsky.social pulled this in the Time Spiral Remastered draft we were able to do yesterday thanks to another very kind friend who sent me four sealed random booster boxes after I got laid off.
January 2, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Death Stranding 2 is a serious video game
December 29, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Buddy the more I learn about you the more amazed I am you managed to even place second in your primary. Your mindset is like The West Wing, but kinda fascist.
December 27, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Look out!
December 27, 2025 at 3:26 AM
December 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I was rewarded with @theonion.com gift wrap for waiting until the last minute to wrap my wife’s Christmas presents.
December 22, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Like Tommy Tallarico, my mother is very proud of my video game related accomplishments.

Thanks to everyone who tuned in and supported the Palestinian Children’s Relief Fund tonight during the @hard-drive.net game awards!
December 19, 2025 at 4:58 AM
this is the worst thing I've ever seen on Linkedin
December 16, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I was able to secure an exclusive interview with auteur table top game designer @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com which will premier during the @hard-drive.net
Game Awards tomorrow night at 7pm est on twitch.tv/harddrivemag
Raising money for PCRF!
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December 12, 2025 at 5:55 AM
I have a video of Ben Starr presenting “Best Ben Starr” for the @hard-drive.net Game Awards on my phone, but none of you are allowed to see it until Friday on twitch.tv/harddrivemag beginning at 7PM EST.

Fundraising for PCRF!
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December 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM
December 8, 2025 at 11:38 PM
A screenshot from my exclusive interview with Dorito Martin Luther, author of The Dorito Ninety-Five Theses and vocal critic the Dorito Pope himself, Geoff Keighley. Our discussion will premiere during the @hard-drive.net Game Awards. 12/12 at 7PM EST on twitch.tv/harddrivemag.
December 7, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I was in the top .9% of @tolariancommunitycollege.com viewers and all I got was this lousy jpeg.
December 4, 2025 at 2:50 PM
New episode of Guys staring at me like 🫵
December 2, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Pizza Chef is the best new character of 2025 and it’s not even close.
December 1, 2025 at 4:07 PM
December 1, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I have to feed Hoagie treats like he’s a crocodile. (This was pumpkin pie for dogs from the treat store)
November 28, 2025 at 4:14 AM