Zen Faulkes
@doctorzen.net
Home page: http://DoctorZen.net. Biologist. Author of Better Posters book and blog. Collector of academic hoaxes and academic slop graphics.
Cathedral Falls, West Virginia.
January 5, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Cathedral Falls, West Virginia.
Happy "Time has meaning again" day to those who celebrate.
"We play the contest again."
"We play the contest again."
January 5, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Happy "Time has meaning again" day to those who celebrate.
"We play the contest again."
"We play the contest again."
We’re having a good day with our bitey puppy too
January 1, 2026 at 10:39 PM
We’re having a good day with our bitey puppy too
Pinnacle Rock, West Virginia.
December 27, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Pinnacle Rock, West Virginia.
The one, true #Crustmas:
Marmorkrebs, the marbled #Crayfish, which is an obligate parthenogen - literal virgin birth!
This is reflected in the scientific name, Procambarus virginalis!
marmorkrebs.org
Marmorkrebs, the marbled #Crayfish, which is an obligate parthenogen - literal virgin birth!
This is reflected in the scientific name, Procambarus virginalis!
marmorkrebs.org
December 24, 2025 at 2:29 PM
The one, true #Crustmas:
Marmorkrebs, the marbled #Crayfish, which is an obligate parthenogen - literal virgin birth!
This is reflected in the scientific name, Procambarus virginalis!
marmorkrebs.org
Marmorkrebs, the marbled #Crayfish, which is an obligate parthenogen - literal virgin birth!
This is reflected in the scientific name, Procambarus virginalis!
marmorkrebs.org
Some countries have Santa.
Iceland has the 13 Yule Lads and their terrifying mother. Tag yourself, I'm Door-Slammer.
Also, Iceland lore has a gigantic Yule Cat that eats people who do not have a piece of new clothing at Christmas.
Iceland has the 13 Yule Lads and their terrifying mother. Tag yourself, I'm Door-Slammer.
Also, Iceland lore has a gigantic Yule Cat that eats people who do not have a piece of new clothing at Christmas.
December 22, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Some countries have Santa.
Iceland has the 13 Yule Lads and their terrifying mother. Tag yourself, I'm Door-Slammer.
Also, Iceland lore has a gigantic Yule Cat that eats people who do not have a piece of new clothing at Christmas.
Iceland has the 13 Yule Lads and their terrifying mother. Tag yourself, I'm Door-Slammer.
Also, Iceland lore has a gigantic Yule Cat that eats people who do not have a piece of new clothing at Christmas.
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
December 19, 2025 at 9:20 PM
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
You will be visited by three spirits:
December 11, 2025 at 7:34 PM
You will be visited by three spirits:
You will be visited by three spirits:
December 11, 2025 at 4:36 PM
You will be visited by three spirits:
This picture has been making the rounds again, and is being misidentified again.
This is a GOOSEFISH.
This is NOT a tasselled wobbegong shark.
It’s a great pic. I get why people are very excited about it. But it’s as easy to give it the right name as the wrong one.
fullfact.org/online/tasse...
This is a GOOSEFISH.
This is NOT a tasselled wobbegong shark.
It’s a great pic. I get why people are very excited about it. But it’s as easy to give it the right name as the wrong one.
fullfact.org/online/tasse...
December 8, 2025 at 12:30 PM
This picture has been making the rounds again, and is being misidentified again.
This is a GOOSEFISH.
This is NOT a tasselled wobbegong shark.
It’s a great pic. I get why people are very excited about it. But it’s as easy to give it the right name as the wrong one.
fullfact.org/online/tasse...
This is a GOOSEFISH.
This is NOT a tasselled wobbegong shark.
It’s a great pic. I get why people are very excited about it. But it’s as easy to give it the right name as the wrong one.
fullfact.org/online/tasse...
totally insane feminized academic organization
December 6, 2025 at 9:10 PM
totally insane feminized academic organization
This application still exists. 🤯
December 2, 2025 at 2:24 PM
This application still exists. 🤯
November 30 / December 1
December 1, 2025 at 3:20 AM
November 30 / December 1
Coming soon!
New species 🐁, new challenges on the next season of…
New species 🐁, new challenges on the next season of…
November 28, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Coming soon!
New species 🐁, new challenges on the next season of…
New species 🐁, new challenges on the next season of…
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
November 27, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
"You will be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 2:49 PM
"You will be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
Time to break out this:
November 24, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Time to break out this:
I got my first real six string
Bought it at the five and dime
Played it till my fingers bled
It was the summer of ’69
Bought it at the five and dime
Played it till my fingers bled
It was the summer of ’69
November 23, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I got my first real six string
Bought it at the five and dime
Played it till my fingers bled
It was the summer of ’69
Bought it at the five and dime
Played it till my fingers bled
It was the summer of ’69
So we know what number of movie sequel we're at.
November 20, 2025 at 5:38 PM
So we know what number of movie sequel we're at.
And another cover by ChatGPT on Philosophical Transactions B.
That's three of their last four issues with covers made using AI slop.
That's three of their last four issues with covers made using AI slop.
November 20, 2025 at 1:31 PM
And another cover by ChatGPT on Philosophical Transactions B.
That's three of their last four issues with covers made using AI slop.
That's three of their last four issues with covers made using AI slop.