Doc Vark
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‘Birds of Darkness, consume me!’ Horror fan, Mutant Fam, The Last Drive-in
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233/365–‘Friday the 13th’ #FearFest ‘Camp Blood’ has a death curse, so says local crank Crazy Ralph. Strange to watch this without the kills (no axe in the head, arrow through the throat, or coup de grace beheading). Reverse ‘Psycho,’ with mom killing for son
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232/365–‘Candyman’ Superior take on urban legends and the purposes they serve. Grad student Madsen gets too curious about Chicago legend of a wronged 19th son of a slave who carves folks up with a meathook if you say his name five times. ‘Be my victim’ indeed! RIP TT
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231/365–‘Kolobos’ #GangDoesGiallo #IndieWatch Late 90s mashup of horror themes, all to obscure the ‘real’ twist. Five kids shack up in a ‘haunted’ house for an experimental film. Once they arrive, everything goes ‘giallo.’ And ‘Kolobos’? It means ‘mutilated’… obviously
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230/365–‘Practical Magic’ Witches and ‘zombies,’ spirits and, of course, magic, so label this romantic-comedy horror adjacent. Bullock and Kidman as witchy sisters doomed by a curse to lose the loves of their lives. But, as usual, love (and witchcraft) conquers all
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I have an early morning but I’m sure y’all will post-mortem the heck of that indie sleeper. Cheers!
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Think it won an Emmy
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Great call tonight, Jeff. That movie sizzled! Thanks for bringing the #IndieWatch gang over to join us… or vice versa, whatever
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Jeebus, that was one of the creepiest things I ever saw on TV… wooohooo! <full-body shiver>
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You know, this movie channels a lot of different films and vacillates between genres, but in the end I’d have to say it’s pure giallo

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Shout out to ‘Silent Night, Deadly Night 2,’ I think?

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It really is almost in a league by itself. Think you’re going one way and then wham!
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Erica: "This wasn't the plan!"
Tom: "Then what was?!"
Erica: "Freddy was going to use Tom and Kira for bait to lure Old Man Withers back to the Rube Goldberg trap, like always!!"

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That was B-R-U-T-A-L! Brutal!

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Happy Kolobos! … or should I say, Merry Kolobos?
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I get a lot of FanDuel and Progressive ads
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Now I’m getting a ‘Cube’ vibe… and that newer one where the house AI turns deadly
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What happened!? … What happened!? I’ll tell ya what happened! Kolobos!

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Wait, my mistake. This seems more ‘The Haunting of Hill House’ than ‘House on Haunted Hill,’ but it’s by a smidgen

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🎵Turn up the bass! Turn it up! Turn up the bass. Turn it up!🎶

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#Kolobos
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It’s making a comeback
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Man, I wanna get me one them there Kolobos

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This does have a ‘House on Haunted Hill’ vibe big time

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