Ana
@dodgerbluetoyou.bsky.social
Dodger fan. Fan of sketch comedy. Big fan of anything that makes me giggle snort. I hate coconut and Nazi’s.
Twitter is a hellscape. This place I’m sure is next, but until then…
Go watch The Dark Web, you assholes.
Twitter is a hellscape. This place I’m sure is next, but until then…
Go watch The Dark Web, you assholes.
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Ana
@dodgerbluetoyou.bsky.social
· Nov 27
I guess this is a Rob Huebel Stan account now. Thanks again to Rob and Wes for the invite to be on the show! #TheDarkWeb #RobHuebel #Wine
I have a lot of cheese-related needs.
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January 22, 2026 at 1:45 PM
I have a lot of cheese-related needs.
This reminds me of a boy in 7th grade who bullied me mercilessly because I was taller than he was. He called me a monster, a freak, a fucking ugly bitch, etc. I broke his nose one day afterschool when he and his buddies followed me as I walked home. He had the most high-pitched cry I've ever heard.
WATCH: Bovino uses green chemical gas on Minnesotans because he got his tiny feelings hurt
(H/T @mnicewatch)
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January 21, 2026 at 11:52 PM
This reminds me of a boy in 7th grade who bullied me mercilessly because I was taller than he was. He called me a monster, a freak, a fucking ugly bitch, etc. I broke his nose one day afterschool when he and his buddies followed me as I walked home. He had the most high-pitched cry I've ever heard.
Coffee has forsaken me today.
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January 21, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Coffee has forsaken me today.
Gettin’ real hard to keep things upbeat and sexy around here but goddamit I’m trying.
January 21, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Gettin’ real hard to keep things upbeat and sexy around here but goddamit I’m trying.
Long‑term yields keep rising even as the Fed cuts, reflecting stronger growth and inflation worries. Markets seem to think short rates should fall, but long‑run Fed forecasts may be too low. If rapid growth proves sustainable, those projections will likely move up. Are you gonna eat that?
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January 21, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Long‑term yields keep rising even as the Fed cuts, reflecting stronger growth and inflation worries. Markets seem to think short rates should fall, but long‑run Fed forecasts may be too low. If rapid growth proves sustainable, those projections will likely move up. Are you gonna eat that?
Does anyone want to go to the beach today, stand at the edge of the waves and scream into the void together? I can bring snacks.
January 21, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Does anyone want to go to the beach today, stand at the edge of the waves and scream into the void together? I can bring snacks.
Good morning. Brace for impact.
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January 21, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Good morning. Brace for impact.
There is not delicate, elegant or sexy way to eat a Cup of Noodles. There just isn't. I need you guys to know this.
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January 20, 2026 at 8:40 PM
There is not delicate, elegant or sexy way to eat a Cup of Noodles. There just isn't. I need you guys to know this.
Why do Dodger and the neighborhood cat, Wiffy, go full WWE ONLY when I’m outside? I check on them and Wiffy’s on his back like he’s sunbathing while Dodger is casually eating his head. Zero complaints. The SECOND they see me? Barking, hissing, acting like sworn enemies. These dudes are faking beef.
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January 20, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Why do Dodger and the neighborhood cat, Wiffy, go full WWE ONLY when I’m outside? I check on them and Wiffy’s on his back like he’s sunbathing while Dodger is casually eating his head. Zero complaints. The SECOND they see me? Barking, hissing, acting like sworn enemies. These dudes are faking beef.
Tuesdays that feel like Mondays, am I right? 💀
January 20, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Tuesdays that feel like Mondays, am I right? 💀
Look, I’m just like any other normal girl. I wake up, pour a strong cup of coffee, and scream into the void until my demons purr and let me answer emails.
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January 20, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Look, I’m just like any other normal girl. I wake up, pour a strong cup of coffee, and scream into the void until my demons purr and let me answer emails.
Yes, it appears I may have late night ordered an unreasonable number of fancy body oils and perfumes again. But in my defense, when I drift into the great beyond, at least I’ll smell like a decadent forest nymph who had her life together.
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January 20, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Yes, it appears I may have late night ordered an unreasonable number of fancy body oils and perfumes again. But in my defense, when I drift into the great beyond, at least I’ll smell like a decadent forest nymph who had her life together.
1. Nah, not really. Although older men like to call me “kid” which is not the way to flirt with me. 😡
This is probably a bad idea but honestly, who the fuck is even gonna read this or care. Go on. Do your worst. I know I will.
January 20, 2026 at 7:09 AM
1. Nah, not really. Although older men like to call me “kid” which is not the way to flirt with me. 😡
This is probably a bad idea but honestly, who the fuck is even gonna read this or care. Go on. Do your worst. I know I will.
January 20, 2026 at 5:36 AM
This is probably a bad idea but honestly, who the fuck is even gonna read this or care. Go on. Do your worst. I know I will.
I am elated that the boys liked my clip submission for the recent show! Full disclosure, I’m pretty sure I was high as balls when I posted this to the Patreon. We all win! #Nipples @paulscheer.com @robhuebel.bsky.social
January 20, 2026 at 12:57 AM
I am elated that the boys liked my clip submission for the recent show! Full disclosure, I’m pretty sure I was high as balls when I posted this to the Patreon. We all win! #Nipples @paulscheer.com @robhuebel.bsky.social
Just shooting the shit with my best friend this morning why what are you doing?
January 19, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Just shooting the shit with my best friend this morning why what are you doing?
Started my morning by blasting Prince (song attached for your spiritual growth). All the neighborhood dog walkers froze mid‑stride, took in the vibes, gave a respectful nod and then sashayed down the sidewalk like they’d just been personally blessed. youtu.be/6f4BwQFF-Os?...
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January 19, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Started my morning by blasting Prince (song attached for your spiritual growth). All the neighborhood dog walkers froze mid‑stride, took in the vibes, gave a respectful nod and then sashayed down the sidewalk like they’d just been personally blessed. youtu.be/6f4BwQFF-Os?...
So, what are we doing today? I’m officially exhausted from binge‑watching America: The Final Season, & the plot twists are getting rude. Just come over so we can collectively melt into the couch like two emotionally unstable cinnamon rolls. We can cry a little, nap aggressively, & call it ‘bonding’.
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January 19, 2026 at 4:43 PM
So, what are we doing today? I’m officially exhausted from binge‑watching America: The Final Season, & the plot twists are getting rude. Just come over so we can collectively melt into the couch like two emotionally unstable cinnamon rolls. We can cry a little, nap aggressively, & call it ‘bonding’.
I’ve been a diehard SNL fan my whole life, but at this point it’s not even satire. It’s just America doing a bit… and the writers are like, ‘yeah we got nothing, reality beat us to it.'"
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January 19, 2026 at 3:52 PM
I’ve been a diehard SNL fan my whole life, but at this point it’s not even satire. It’s just America doing a bit… and the writers are like, ‘yeah we got nothing, reality beat us to it.'"
Sunday. The Lord’s Day. Don’t forget to testify. (It’s right outside your door.)
January 18, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Sunday. The Lord’s Day. Don’t forget to testify. (It’s right outside your door.)
Ah, FUCK. Not a nightmare after all. Cool. Cool cool cool. Thrilled to wake up to the director’s cut of ‘USA: The Final Season’, now with bonus chaos and zero deleted scenes.
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January 18, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Ah, FUCK. Not a nightmare after all. Cool. Cool cool cool. Thrilled to wake up to the director’s cut of ‘USA: The Final Season’, now with bonus chaos and zero deleted scenes.
I just spent 90 minutes holding my dog’s face like a tiny, furry prince while scratching his ears and whispering absolute nonsense Spanish. He fell asleep halfway through my heartfelt monologue, which I’m choosing to interpret as a compliment.
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January 18, 2026 at 4:28 AM
I just spent 90 minutes holding my dog’s face like a tiny, furry prince while scratching his ears and whispering absolute nonsense Spanish. He fell asleep halfway through my heartfelt monologue, which I’m choosing to interpret as a compliment.
“Not only are we talking about a global pedophile and child sex trafficking ring, we are also talking about decades of evidence, including victims bodies, buried across the United States and those secrets being protected by powerful men in our own government.” - me to the kid bagging my groceries
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January 16, 2026 at 8:46 PM
“Not only are we talking about a global pedophile and child sex trafficking ring, we are also talking about decades of evidence, including victims bodies, buried across the United States and those secrets being protected by powerful men in our own government.” - me to the kid bagging my groceries