Our country is in a deep, and increasingly violent, crisis, and the President is clearly unfit for office and become demonstrably mentally incompetent more and more each day. You are a US Senator, please act accordingly.

An all-time fave

Uh, Tony, I think you have a little bit of “Florida man” on your chin there. might want to wipe it off.

She has worked very hard to earn all the humiliations she is experiencing. Peddling lies, hatred, and misogyny is just asking for a giant pie in the face.
May she have many more humiliations waiting for her.

He has put more thought into his haircare and styling than he has into his duties at the Pentagon.