DODGERBOY
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DODGERBOY
@dodgerboy.bsky.social
· May 23
I was standing in my kitchen looking out the windows today. My boy Mason who I lost in August paid me a visit today. You may not see him, but I sure did.
Me over here feeling like Charley Bucket from "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory", with my single Power Ball ticket.
a young boy in a plaid shirt and red scarf says i 've got the same chance as anybody else haven 't
Alt: a young boy in a plaid shirt and red scarf says i 've got the same chance as anybody else haven 't
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December 22, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Me over here feeling like Charley Bucket from "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory", with my single Power Ball ticket.
Went to my very first D&D gathering in college many years ago. My character died in the first 5 minutes.
I sat there another 3 hours and not one person was willing to explain the game.
I didn't feel welcomed, I left and never went back. Never attempted to play it again. It's been 30 years!
I sat there another 3 hours and not one person was willing to explain the game.
I didn't feel welcomed, I left and never went back. Never attempted to play it again. It's been 30 years!
December 20, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Went to my very first D&D gathering in college many years ago. My character died in the first 5 minutes.
I sat there another 3 hours and not one person was willing to explain the game.
I didn't feel welcomed, I left and never went back. Never attempted to play it again. It's been 30 years!
I sat there another 3 hours and not one person was willing to explain the game.
I didn't feel welcomed, I left and never went back. Never attempted to play it again. It's been 30 years!
Dammit, went to the store this morning for one thing.
Didn't get the one thing!
Didn't get the one thing!
December 19, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Dammit, went to the store this morning for one thing.
Didn't get the one thing!
Didn't get the one thing!
My disposable income buys me a Diet Mt. Dew.
A millionaire's disposable income buys them a politician.
A millionaire's disposable income buys them a politician.
December 15, 2025 at 3:42 AM
My disposable income buys me a Diet Mt. Dew.
A millionaire's disposable income buys them a politician.
A millionaire's disposable income buys them a politician.
First ever fettuccine Alfredo with lemon pepper chicken.
December 12, 2025 at 3:10 AM
First ever fettuccine Alfredo with lemon pepper chicken.
Where my Eggnog fiends at?
December 10, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Where my Eggnog fiends at?
There is only one way to eat a PB&J sandwich and that is with banana! (Not my picture).
December 9, 2025 at 4:46 AM
There is only one way to eat a PB&J sandwich and that is with banana! (Not my picture).
How many of these glorious bastards is too many for one person to consume this holiday season?
November 24, 2025 at 12:30 PM
How many of these glorious bastards is too many for one person to consume this holiday season?
My fried rice is bigger than my plate.
November 18, 2025 at 10:15 PM
My fried rice is bigger than my plate.
When I die, please bury me 40 feet deep so I dont hear the lawnmower.
November 8, 2025 at 8:14 PM
When I die, please bury me 40 feet deep so I dont hear the lawnmower.
Not me balling over a god damn animated Droid!
October 31, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Not me balling over a god damn animated Droid!
I was standing in my kitchen looking out the windows today. My boy Mason who I lost in August paid me a visit today. You may not see him, but I sure did.
May 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I was standing in my kitchen looking out the windows today. My boy Mason who I lost in August paid me a visit today. You may not see him, but I sure did.