10 Dogs You've Never Seen Get So Big In Your Life!!
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i do not understand TAXES
January 28, 2026 at 6:40 AM
i do not understand TAXES
fmk with triune deities
January 27, 2026 at 3:50 AM
fmk with triune deities
friend from georgia is watching the substance for the first time and he's high. he works for the FDA and he sent me a screen shot of the first scene saying 'that egg is old'
January 25, 2026 at 10:15 PM
friend from georgia is watching the substance for the first time and he's high. he works for the FDA and he sent me a screen shot of the first scene saying 'that egg is old'
still haven't gotten gommaged since playing clair obscur btw stil waiting on that one
January 25, 2026 at 4:18 PM
still haven't gotten gommaged since playing clair obscur btw stil waiting on that one
watching pluribus and i wanna get joined
January 25, 2026 at 4:17 PM
watching pluribus and i wanna get joined
went on a date last night with a guy in san jose and he wanted to go to this 2000's night. he lent me some clothes so we could look maxially 2000's (he had a popped collar and I had an ugly hollister tee) and we were the only ones who dressed for the theme
January 25, 2026 at 12:33 AM
went on a date last night with a guy in san jose and he wanted to go to this 2000's night. he lent me some clothes so we could look maxially 2000's (he had a popped collar and I had an ugly hollister tee) and we were the only ones who dressed for the theme
'wordplay' but it doesn't mean 'being clever with words' but it means 'using words while having sex'
January 24, 2026 at 11:24 PM
'wordplay' but it doesn't mean 'being clever with words' but it means 'using words while having sex'
why do swear words exist? be cuss
January 23, 2026 at 2:42 PM
why do swear words exist? be cuss
Pete B unveiling his 'Gazan genocide and ICE for all *who want it*' plan during his 2028 presidential run
January 22, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Pete B unveiling his 'Gazan genocide and ICE for all *who want it*' plan during his 2028 presidential run
when will someone just drop a nuke on DC
January 22, 2026 at 1:23 PM
when will someone just drop a nuke on DC
'slapstick' is the comedy version of body horror
January 18, 2026 at 4:00 AM
'slapstick' is the comedy version of body horror
found footage rom com
January 17, 2026 at 7:53 PM
found footage rom com
my belly's getting bigger because i'm putting muscle back on and it's healthy for me to remember that it's normal and okay and doesn't mean I need to change my habits!
but i DO need to buy some new clothes soon if this keeps up. like really really soon
but i DO need to buy some new clothes soon if this keeps up. like really really soon
January 17, 2026 at 2:33 AM
my belly's getting bigger because i'm putting muscle back on and it's healthy for me to remember that it's normal and okay and doesn't mean I need to change my habits!
but i DO need to buy some new clothes soon if this keeps up. like really really soon
but i DO need to buy some new clothes soon if this keeps up. like really really soon
ORANGE you glad I didn't say banana (I'm eating oranges right now)
January 17, 2026 at 2:30 AM
ORANGE you glad I didn't say banana (I'm eating oranges right now)
did you know that vanilla ice was in a reality show called 'vanilla ice goes amish'
January 16, 2026 at 4:17 AM
did you know that vanilla ice was in a reality show called 'vanilla ice goes amish'
[sung to the tune of 'ice ice baby']
nice nice kitty
nice nice kitty
January 16, 2026 at 4:16 AM
[sung to the tune of 'ice ice baby']
nice nice kitty
nice nice kitty
i love eating a nice hot salad
January 15, 2026 at 1:32 AM
i love eating a nice hot salad
i am gaining a parasocial crush on one of the etymology linguistics tiktoker guys please send help
January 13, 2026 at 1:35 AM
i am gaining a parasocial crush on one of the etymology linguistics tiktoker guys please send help
i woke up this morning and the very first thought that I had was: the puppy bowl exploits underage labor
January 9, 2026 at 7:16 PM
i woke up this morning and the very first thought that I had was: the puppy bowl exploits underage labor
its grammas birfday
January 7, 2026 at 6:12 AM
its grammas birfday
what if i moved back to abu dhabi
January 7, 2026 at 5:59 AM
what if i moved back to abu dhabi
my hot take is that 'water margin' is a weird name for a novel about thieves joining the military
January 5, 2026 at 11:08 PM
my hot take is that 'water margin' is a weird name for a novel about thieves joining the military
i wanna buy an handheld emulator. i shouldn't though, right?
January 3, 2026 at 6:20 AM
i wanna buy an handheld emulator. i shouldn't though, right?
it's been raining for like 3 days straight here and my fucking defogger on my windshield is broken so I can drive very short distances as long as I bring a towel to constantly wipe the condensation off of my windshield :S
January 3, 2026 at 5:31 AM
it's been raining for like 3 days straight here and my fucking defogger on my windshield is broken so I can drive very short distances as long as I bring a towel to constantly wipe the condensation off of my windshield :S
remembering a british indian friend of mine being like 'dude who HASN'T dated a member of the emirati royal family'
January 3, 2026 at 3:40 AM
remembering a british indian friend of mine being like 'dude who HASN'T dated a member of the emirati royal family'