im about to baja blast your mom

i forget that famous people have the same internet as us

damn.. drunk texted my ex around the holidays with a “didn’t poop my pants all year” text. no response.

girls gone wild (but it’s just their periods)

my room is filled to the brim in farts

just found out you can have your wedding at the pbr factory, who’s in

i hate winter and snow because i’m always looking down ( to not trip)