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@dogcarpet.bsky.social
Semi-pro Internet Bastard
IDIC

"I belive children are our future, unless we stop them now."
December 8, 2025 at 10:30 AM
The pic in question.

I hate that he's not wrong.
December 1, 2025 at 7:56 PM
November 27, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! My Boi!
#MondayNightRaw
November 18, 2025 at 7:57 AM
October 30, 2025 at 8:08 PM
October 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
October 14, 2025 at 7:27 PM
September 21, 2025 at 9:12 AM
September 11, 2025 at 9:13 AM
September 8, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Professor Genki is my spirit guide.
September 6, 2025 at 4:46 AM
September 2, 2025 at 4:52 PM
August 31, 2025 at 3:50 PM
August 30, 2025 at 10:37 AM
August 22, 2025 at 5:33 AM
August 14, 2025 at 7:09 AM
July 17, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Aaaand it's a meme, because I've apparently never had an original thought.
July 11, 2025 at 5:37 AM
July 5, 2025 at 10:45 AM
June 28, 2025 at 10:56 AM
I have taken to refering to these sweets as "Gay Bacon", and I truly believe it's @abrakablam.bsky.social 's fault.
June 20, 2025 at 1:49 PM
The hose of safety
June 17, 2025 at 6:20 PM
June 16, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Watch "The Fall" (2006) last night. God damn it's an absolutely gorgeous film.

Also, possibly the greatest transition in film history.
June 16, 2025 at 5:18 AM
June 13, 2025 at 3:39 PM