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We found the way to defeat the Nazis: small snow banks.
January 9, 2026 at 12:21 AM
We found the way to defeat the Nazis: small snow banks.
My only complaint as a Cubs fan is that they didn't make this trade last season. Maybe they tried, I don't know.
January 8, 2026 at 4:26 AM
My only complaint as a Cubs fan is that they didn't make this trade last season. Maybe they tried, I don't know.
Was the murder victim committing domestic terrorism or just "harassing and impeding?" These fascists can't even get through a press conference without contradicting themselves.
January 7, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Was the murder victim committing domestic terrorism or just "harassing and impeding?" These fascists can't even get through a press conference without contradicting themselves.
The U.S. has over one million incarcerated people. The prison system can handle another 20,000. They can even be given prison jobs sorting dicks and balls for 33 cents an hour.
January 7, 2026 at 10:43 PM
The U.S. has over one million incarcerated people. The prison system can handle another 20,000. They can even be given prison jobs sorting dicks and balls for 33 cents an hour.
Van Orden is simply drunk.
January 7, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Van Orden is simply drunk.
According to the DHS, that white ICE truck committed attempted murder and domestic terrorism.
January 7, 2026 at 6:09 PM
According to the DHS, that white ICE truck committed attempted murder and domestic terrorism.
It must be something about FX shows. The Americans also had a great finale.
January 7, 2026 at 2:17 AM
It must be something about FX shows. The Americans also had a great finale.
Trump is going to acquire Greenland and immediately flip it to Putin for prospects. In all seriousness, Greenland has no value to the U.S. but a ton of value to Russia, which is why I think this is happening.
January 6, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Trump is going to acquire Greenland and immediately flip it to Putin for prospects. In all seriousness, Greenland has no value to the U.S. but a ton of value to Russia, which is why I think this is happening.
Teams that played the Bears are 2-15 the next week?
January 4, 2026 at 6:48 AM
Teams that played the Bears are 2-15 the next week?
Underrated franchise.
January 3, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Underrated franchise.
Leroy Butler is in. The bar is low.
December 30, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Leroy Butler is in. The bar is low.
I could see Carolina beating Seattle. I believe in the theory of West Coast teams playing poorly in noon east Coast games because of the time difference.
December 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I could see Carolina beating Seattle. I believe in the theory of West Coast teams playing poorly in noon east Coast games because of the time difference.
Good point. Best case scenario is the Bears just win out and Seattle loses one, which is way more plausible than Chicago losing out and GB winning out. Packers fans seem to be assuming a rematch is inevitable.
December 26, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Good point. Best case scenario is the Bears just win out and Seattle loses one, which is way more plausible than Chicago losing out and GB winning out. Packers fans seem to be assuming a rematch is inevitable.
Guessing the Packers sit out as many starters as possible the next two weeks. They're pretty much locked into the 7 seed unless the 49ers or Rams lose out and the Packers win out.
December 26, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Guessing the Packers sit out as many starters as possible the next two weeks. They're pretty much locked into the 7 seed unless the 49ers or Rams lose out and the Packers win out.
Found Footage Festival is a must-follow.
December 24, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Found Footage Festival is a must-follow.
He looks like the snowman Bart tried to make with dirty slush from under the car.
December 17, 2025 at 6:11 PM
He looks like the snowman Bart tried to make with dirty slush from under the car.
Example #1,667,903 why people celebrate when these right-wing monsters die.
December 15, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Example #1,667,903 why people celebrate when these right-wing monsters die.
Bears fan here. Beat those Green Bay fucks to end the season.
December 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Bears fan here. Beat those Green Bay fucks to end the season.
And it's not like they're losing to good teams. They are losing to the worst teams in the league. Just wait until the schedule gets tougher. Bottom five team.
December 6, 2025 at 3:52 AM
And it's not like they're losing to good teams. They are losing to the worst teams in the league. Just wait until the schedule gets tougher. Bottom five team.
Serious question: is Wayne Gretzky illiterate?
December 6, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Serious question: is Wayne Gretzky illiterate?