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dog girl jesus

@doggirldotfaggot.bsky.social

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hi im sky <3 the heart is part of my name!! im like if krypto the superdog took estrogen u^w^u pfp by @chromedollar.bsky.social "Whoever this is should put “niche internet micro-celebrity” in their bio." - @dirigojoe.bsky.social 🚨mdni 🚨 she/it

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dog girl jesus @doggirldotfaggot.bsky.social · Mar 23

dog life ! a thread i will add to as i feel like :

- its not hair , its fur. Shaving it is EVIL

- they r not hands , they're paws.

- they r not feet, they're paws. hindpaws if u need a distinction

- it can be a mouth but it is also a maw

- its not a nose its a snout

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dog girl jesus @doggirldotfaggot.bsky.social · 27m

international lesbian dog

a picture of sky <3 with kinda fucked up blue hair its cool its real cute

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dog girl jesus @doggirldotfaggot.bsky.social · 32m

its like the furst time ive ever gotten it too like i really do think im at the point where generally people know im a woman i just think *certain people* have never seen a woman without makeup on in their lives so they see one without makeup and immediately go "this must be a man"

dog girl jesus @doggirldotfaggot.bsky.social · 42m

ngl i think most of these bitches (derogatory) just straight up dont know what a woman looks like cause they've never seen one without tons of make up in their lives

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dog girl jesus @doggirldotfaggot.bsky.social · 44m

the cissexual part is relevant cause i pointed out thats a gross thing to say to a trans woman and he immediately asked if i was on hormones

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dog girl jesus @doggirldotfaggot.bsky.social · 45m

grahhhhhh im really gonna do it this time

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dog girl jesus @doggirldotfaggot.bsky.social · 46m

just had a cissexual non binary call me handsome .. ig dog forbid a tranny dress a lil masc

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dog girl jesus @doggirldotfaggot.bsky.social · 1h

because she doesn't wanna fuck me or anything but she still thinks im soooooo hot she cant stop herself from jerking off to me even tho she denies it everytime and she would never in a million years cross that line with me

dog girl jesus @doggirldotfaggot.bsky.social · 1h

but they have to send pictures and videos as little updates while they do, just like you'd send little pictures and videos if u pet-sitted any other dog and she swears its not a sexual thing and she just wants to make sure im being taken care of but she secretly is getting off to it every time

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dog girl jesus @doggirldotfaggot.bsky.social · 1h

i need a beautiful lesbian woman to be my handler and she takes me out on walks and plays fetch and tug of war with me and she feeds me little treats and she pets me but its not a sexual thing she doesnt fuck me but she does occasionally let bitches pet-sit me and she lets them fuck me

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dog girl jesus @doggirldotfaggot.bsky.social · 1h

i miss having a handler. it was never anything super explicitly stated, but i did have a friend who'd play with me and take me outside and hold my leash and give me little treats and now shes just gone and i have no clue how long its gonna take to find someone like that again

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dog girl jesus @doggirldotfaggot.bsky.social · 4h

this looks really cute !! i hope u get there !!

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Mad Science Mutt @stray-mutt.bsky.social · 4h

Just for fun, if this account gets to 300 followers, I'll give away a 3rd set of keys!

Mad Science Mutt @stray-mutt.bsky.social · 6d

🌟 Official Giveaway!!!! 🌟
To celebrate the launch of the giant keys, and moving into a new studio, I'm giving away two sets of giant keys w/ 2 squishy paw keychains!

Details:
18+ only! (Will be verified)
Reblog and follow to enter
Ends October 31st 11:59 MST

A set of giant toy keys and 2 paw shaped keychains being held in one hand against a white background

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dog girl jesus @doggirldotfaggot.bsky.social · 4h

Roxie's mom is outta the house this week so we're hanging out a bunch but i should b free next week if u wanna go park

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dog girl jesus @doggirldotfaggot.bsky.social · 4h

pleasepleasepleaseplease

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dog girl jesus @doggirldotfaggot.bsky.social · 4h

its international lesbians day so i think a lesbian should kiss me and play fetch with me and and take me out on walks feed me little treats and and and