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@doginreallife.bsky.social
(they/them) Personal account. not kid friendly & nsfw interactions. dont follow or i block you.
youre 20?!
youre 20?!
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today im playing bedridden princess and making my bf take care of me (my stomach hurt)
January 23, 2026 at 8:05 PM
today im playing bedridden princess and making my bf take care of me (my stomach hurt)
i understand humans overeating bc like we as a species didnt create indian food not to be demolished the instant it hits a plate but seeing animals get fat is insane bc they eat shit and piss like it cannot be that good bro
January 19, 2026 at 9:36 AM
i understand humans overeating bc like we as a species didnt create indian food not to be demolished the instant it hits a plate but seeing animals get fat is insane bc they eat shit and piss like it cannot be that good bro
i keep wanting to play twilight princess but i cant
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January 19, 2026 at 5:27 AM
i keep wanting to play twilight princess but i cant
my kidneys hurt
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January 17, 2026 at 2:11 AM
my kidneys hurt
bunny keeps biting the shit out of my cords bruh
January 5, 2026 at 4:40 AM
bunny keeps biting the shit out of my cords bruh
cis alistic woman voice: isnt it so cute how every single girl knows to do this in this situation thats so cute i love girls but only the ones that exist in what i think girlhood actually is, the other ones are weird we should kill them theyre so weird
January 4, 2026 at 12:11 AM
cis alistic woman voice: isnt it so cute how every single girl knows to do this in this situation thats so cute i love girls but only the ones that exist in what i think girlhood actually is, the other ones are weird we should kill them theyre so weird
i fucking uncontrollably cry all the damn time and it makes me feel like im manipulating everyone when its really just an automatic reaction to fucking anything ever so i try to minimize it or hide it so people dont feel bad for me or feel fucking manipulated kmfs
December 31, 2025 at 11:12 AM
i fucking uncontrollably cry all the damn time and it makes me feel like im manipulating everyone when its really just an automatic reaction to fucking anything ever so i try to minimize it or hide it so people dont feel bad for me or feel fucking manipulated kmfs
want that sour rainbow tape real bad rn
December 30, 2025 at 8:00 AM
want that sour rainbow tape real bad rn
its kind of awesome to have a partner with a wiener because you can just tease them at any time and feel the effects of your hard work paying off instantly. it is SO fucking easy to tease dude its the best
December 30, 2025 at 1:03 AM
its kind of awesome to have a partner with a wiener because you can just tease them at any time and feel the effects of your hard work paying off instantly. it is SO fucking easy to tease dude its the best
i had a dream that the keychains i ordered arrived and they were fugly as shit
December 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
i had a dream that the keychains i ordered arrived and they were fugly as shit
itz my bfs birthday cute
December 26, 2025 at 12:51 AM
itz my bfs birthday cute
the dog with the most pattable head in the world youre joking it would be so easy to kiss 600 times
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December 22, 2025 at 9:10 AM
the dog with the most pattable head in the world youre joking it would be so easy to kiss 600 times
i love dogs with big old heads like rotties and pitties because theres just so much head to pet and kiss and theyre so cute they just have ginormous heads perfect for patting theres no fur in the way theres nothing like that just smooth little heads to kiss
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December 22, 2025 at 9:09 AM
i love dogs with big old heads like rotties and pitties because theres just so much head to pet and kiss and theyre so cute they just have ginormous heads perfect for patting theres no fur in the way theres nothing like that just smooth little heads to kiss
ajshbddhja so cutes
December 20, 2025 at 8:46 AM
ajshbddhja so cutes
do i make two small tails or one bigger tail decisions decisions
December 19, 2025 at 3:05 AM
do i make two small tails or one bigger tail decisions decisions
doign this to my bf
December 18, 2025 at 12:17 AM
doign this to my bf
kinda sad. exact words that replay in my mind from time to time
December 17, 2025 at 1:18 PM
kinda sad. exact words that replay in my mind from time to time
ok wait sorry im being annohying bye
December 17, 2025 at 7:48 AM
ok wait sorry im being annohying bye
i think everyone should be friends with someone who wants your partner as bad as you do bc you just getta gush about how hot your partner is to someone who also agrees that your partner is hot as hell and then you can imagine each other fucking your hot partner which is hot
December 17, 2025 at 7:38 AM
i think everyone should be friends with someone who wants your partner as bad as you do bc you just getta gush about how hot your partner is to someone who also agrees that your partner is hot as hell and then you can imagine each other fucking your hot partner which is hot
gonna just start referring to the girl who wants to fuck my man hetero jessica thats her name heterooo jessica we call her hetero jessica
December 17, 2025 at 7:37 AM
gonna just start referring to the girl who wants to fuck my man hetero jessica thats her name heterooo jessica we call her hetero jessica
blender tutorial cookie
December 17, 2025 at 12:26 AM
blender tutorial cookie
shaker charm cerise gave me the idea to
December 16, 2025 at 12:30 AM
shaker charm cerise gave me the idea to