Disassociated on the toilet for so long I forgot I was at work
November 11, 2023 at 7:42 PM
Disassociated on the toilet for so long I forgot I was at work
The boobs boob boobingly
August 13, 2023 at 3:27 PM
The boobs boob boobingly
Had two donuts this morning already, hope it goes straight to my dick
August 11, 2023 at 11:16 AM
Had two donuts this morning already, hope it goes straight to my dick
Gonna go to Trader Joe’s and look confused until a baddie talks to me
August 3, 2023 at 7:19 PM
Gonna go to Trader Joe’s and look confused until a baddie talks to me
I gave you my invite code, please text back
July 31, 2023 at 6:09 PM
I gave you my invite code, please text back
I like bluesky because I can be a fucking loser on here in peace
July 8, 2023 at 10:43 AM
I like bluesky because I can be a fucking loser on here in peace
This place needs drafts so I don’t spill all my crazy at once
July 4, 2023 at 5:46 PM
This place needs drafts so I don’t spill all my crazy at once
As long as I found it funny, that’s all that matters
July 4, 2023 at 1:50 AM
As long as I found it funny, that’s all that matters
How it feels to skeet (I like the quiet)
July 3, 2023 at 8:18 PM
How it feels to skeet (I like the quiet)
One cannot say skeet without adding an additional skeet with a mothafuckas
July 3, 2023 at 6:58 PM
One cannot say skeet without adding an additional skeet with a mothafuckas
If there’s one thing about me, I’mma delete a whole post rather than leave a typo
July 3, 2023 at 3:12 PM
If there’s one thing about me, I’mma delete a whole post rather than leave a typo
Listening to Nine Inch Nails isn’t enough, I need nine inch nails around my neck
July 3, 2023 at 3:12 PM
Listening to Nine Inch Nails isn’t enough, I need nine inch nails around my neck
There’s never been a problem that seeing a pair of tiddies hasn’t solved
July 2, 2023 at 10:37 PM
There’s never been a problem that seeing a pair of tiddies hasn’t solved
Twitter has become so unbearable with so many changes that no one asked for or needed
July 1, 2023 at 6:03 PM
Twitter has become so unbearable with so many changes that no one asked for or needed
Is midnight too late to start drinking? Asking for a friend
July 1, 2023 at 4:20 AM
Is midnight too late to start drinking? Asking for a friend
Bluesky? More like greysky (my region is affected by the Canada wildfires, not a fun time)
June 29, 2023 at 11:28 PM
Bluesky? More like greysky (my region is affected by the Canada wildfires, not a fun time)
I’m here to chew bubblegum and shitpost and I’m all out of bubblegum
June 29, 2023 at 9:41 PM
I’m here to chew bubblegum and shitpost and I’m all out of bubblegum