Sure, Starmer is much the same, but if ever there was a poster boy for failing upwards, Anas is it. Every so often he tries to cry out for relevance.

It's like Michael Gove and BoJo - pure turtle on a fence post.

Added to my list when next up the town. 👍

Is that a freak occurrence, or can I reliably purchase such a monster from a particular supplier?

Cos, forget the roll, just sandwich your slice between two of them bad lads.

It's not gonna last, I'm pretty sure

The guy who ordered the stock had double/triple tapped the quantity for GW carry cases.

We had, like a half dozen pallets of them to unload. The store was meant to have a "battle bunker", but you could barely get into it for boxes of carry cases until they could get sent back.

Good times.

We were opening GW Dumfries waiting the opening order, and got a call from the delivery guy cos Dumfries hasn't a very HGV friendly high street.

We thought it'd be a Transit or similar - even kitting out a whole GW store is barely a couple of pallets.

But...

Unless, instead of dispatching one pair of size 12 boots, they've dispatched 12 pairs of size 1 boots.

Which would be an interesting delivery to receive.

It's been three working days since that update. (6 since dispatch)

No specialist courier has been found in that time to deliver a shoebox unlikely to trouble a toddler.

Honestly, we used to be a proper country where next day/48hour delivery was standard.

Around 2015, I believe.

There should be a cobbling ombudsman scheme.

I've had cheap boots and I've had expensive boots.

I love Pratchett but the Vimes boot theory is bunkum. There's no consistency - there's good boots and bad boots, and they can be either cheap or expensive, but that doesn't affect the quality.

Autocarrot is being a douche just now.

Obv I typed "Compliant".

FFS.

I'm to understand that as it's a "short" you'll be making heehaw for the massive increase in impressions though?

Cos that's bollocks.

C'mon everyone, watch a couple of Codex Complaints as well!

I've always wanted to be rich enough to buy a Thunderhawk to turn into a sea faring ship because of it.

And a greater Daemon made of multiple writhing bodies.

Mr Counter has a bad habit of imprinting on my mind palace sometimes.

I think all these count as suitably Gribbly.

Sarpedon would possibly be arguable, but I think mutant spider legs on a space wizard counts.

I like your ideas, but as a Scot if it's not sad grey porridge made only with water and maybe a pinch of salt I'd be ostracised and told to hand in my kilt.

(Little do they know I more often than not these days make it with milk and cinnamon and fruit, but don't tell anyone.)

But I'd really like to eat again before I'm deid.

If anyone has a spare 20k or so to get perma implants, that'd be swell.

I'll give you a wee gummy gobble in thanks.

I have a love/hate relationship with porridge.

I quite like it, but I relate it to times I was very fucking poor and had it for most meals, or when I'm having dental stuff done because... Soft food.

So, I get quite sad when looking at a bowl.

Thankfully all my ginger turned to white quite early, so am now able to receive a "normal" dose of local anesthetic.

Maybe.

I don't like to complain.

It usually hurts quite a bit.

Should I ask for more? I'm going to the dentist again tomorrow, so it might be useful info.

I'd love to take him into any number of specific sectarian pubs in Glasgow.

On game day.

And then proceed to advertise that's he's for the "other team".

Agreed, but the one caveat for everything -

"I'm allowed to complain if they've cast Jared Leto"