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new hybrid trivia show combining two beloved classic trivia shows called Who Wants a Million 5th Graders
April 19, 2025 at 2:54 AM
new hybrid trivia show combining two beloved classic trivia shows called Who Wants a Million 5th Graders
we really gotta tone down the obsession with veiny hands and the sex appeal thats tied to them. like some hands are too veiny. your hand looks like my grandma's hand but youre on twitter calling people kitten and using these emojis ⛓️🖤🔥 bro get some fat in your diet please
April 15, 2025 at 5:34 AM
we really gotta tone down the obsession with veiny hands and the sex appeal thats tied to them. like some hands are too veiny. your hand looks like my grandma's hand but youre on twitter calling people kitten and using these emojis ⛓️🖤🔥 bro get some fat in your diet please
does running out of icloud space ever mean anything. not once have i ever upgraded my storage, i just ignore my phones warnings and pleas like a wife trying to stop her husband from getting into his fuckass truck after 10 beers
April 10, 2025 at 5:47 PM
does running out of icloud space ever mean anything. not once have i ever upgraded my storage, i just ignore my phones warnings and pleas like a wife trying to stop her husband from getting into his fuckass truck after 10 beers
gbeing trans is so cool. like im a guy. thats crazy
April 4, 2025 at 1:29 AM
gbeing trans is so cool. like im a guy. thats crazy
im the only one who can get the stone balls out of those chinese dragon statues mouths
April 1, 2025 at 9:07 PM
im the only one who can get the stone balls out of those chinese dragon statues mouths
bf is napping on me and his nose is clicking like a geiger counter
March 29, 2025 at 5:48 PM
bf is napping on me and his nose is clicking like a geiger counter
i love my boyfriend so so much
March 25, 2025 at 5:28 AM
i love my boyfriend so so much
cant explain what old man gene i got where every trendy word makes me wince immensely. stop "crashing out" on "fine shyt". youre a 15 year old white boy. youre "going cuckoo for cocoa puffs" on a "bodacious babe"
March 20, 2025 at 7:13 AM
cant explain what old man gene i got where every trendy word makes me wince immensely. stop "crashing out" on "fine shyt". youre a 15 year old white boy. youre "going cuckoo for cocoa puffs" on a "bodacious babe"
im pro gatekeeping now. nobody needs to know things. it should be for me and me only
March 19, 2025 at 8:58 PM
im pro gatekeeping now. nobody needs to know things. it should be for me and me only
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captain bible in dome of darkness, screenshot, dos (1994) www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9iX...
December 15, 2024 at 4:48 AM
captain bible in dome of darkness, screenshot, dos (1994) www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9iX...
amazing how you will think your life is over and then you have a full meal and the weather is slightly nice and youre like OHHHHH ok
March 14, 2025 at 1:32 AM
amazing how you will think your life is over and then you have a full meal and the weather is slightly nice and youre like OHHHHH ok
"latex is an oldhrad fetish" ok we're saying anything now? ok let me try. "the wonderful sound of windchimes is outdated"
March 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
"latex is an oldhrad fetish" ok we're saying anything now? ok let me try. "the wonderful sound of windchimes is outdated"
i would never date someone with super white teeth. no way id be kissing someone knowing they got chompers like nutcrackers
March 10, 2025 at 10:36 PM
i would never date someone with super white teeth. no way id be kissing someone knowing they got chompers like nutcrackers
i am laying down pantless on my bed watching boyfriend play ultrakill. i feel like the concubine of a chinese emperor who is plotting an invasion of opposing dynasties (blowing up the bad guys with a railcannon)
March 9, 2025 at 11:48 PM
i am laying down pantless on my bed watching boyfriend play ultrakill. i feel like the concubine of a chinese emperor who is plotting an invasion of opposing dynasties (blowing up the bad guys with a railcannon)
i dont think pedro pascal and oscar isaac have explored eachother's bodies. they got some secret other thing going on
March 9, 2025 at 11:41 PM
i dont think pedro pascal and oscar isaac have explored eachother's bodies. they got some secret other thing going on
im beginning to feel like a wet dog (wet dog)
March 8, 2025 at 6:30 AM
im beginning to feel like a wet dog (wet dog)
do you think john cenas hair turned him evil like a parasite
March 6, 2025 at 9:02 PM
do you think john cenas hair turned him evil like a parasite
tried pepsi and coke recently and i feel like a being from a higher plane because they truely taste identical and i cannot understand why theres such a division between their respective fans
March 6, 2025 at 9:01 PM
tried pepsi and coke recently and i feel like a being from a higher plane because they truely taste identical and i cannot understand why theres such a division between their respective fans
pitbull would not be nearly as iconic as he is if he was not bald
March 6, 2025 at 8:58 PM
pitbull would not be nearly as iconic as he is if he was not bald
"this character is the queer icon of our generation"
*looks closer*
*blatant "man in dress" transmisogyny joke*
*looks closer*
*blatant "man in dress" transmisogyny joke*
March 4, 2025 at 7:39 PM
"this character is the queer icon of our generation"
*looks closer*
*blatant "man in dress" transmisogyny joke*
*looks closer*
*blatant "man in dress" transmisogyny joke*
vanilla coca cola tastes the way an eccentric old lady's perfume smells
February 26, 2025 at 7:15 PM
vanilla coca cola tastes the way an eccentric old lady's perfume smells
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Character doodle (no reference):
February 24, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Character doodle (no reference):
before anyone posts the word "twink" online they should submit a resume of gay credentials. FAR too many people are just calling anyone a twink
February 24, 2025 at 6:03 PM
before anyone posts the word "twink" online they should submit a resume of gay credentials. FAR too many people are just calling anyone a twink
my mom is vacuuming. it is 12:40am
February 21, 2025 at 8:41 AM
my mom is vacuuming. it is 12:40am
bf went to work. i lay in bed cold and alone. i may not survive
February 20, 2025 at 2:35 PM
bf went to work. i lay in bed cold and alone. i may not survive