The DougOut
@dogsneverlie.bsky.social
NW Native. Husband, Father, Grandfather. Flawed on every count. Married a lifetime ago to an Italian Beauty. Trust the animals. NW IPA’s, Bourbon on ice, Italian Reds in that order. Mariners Baseball. 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇦
George W. Bill Clinton. Barack Obama. Joe Biden. Why are you not shouting at the top of your lungs?!? PLEASE START WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT!!
February 8, 2026 at 4:38 AM
George W. Bill Clinton. Barack Obama. Joe Biden. Why are you not shouting at the top of your lungs?!? PLEASE START WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT!!
SEAHAWKS ADVANCE TO THE SUPERBOWL!!!
January 26, 2026 at 2:55 AM
SEAHAWKS ADVANCE TO THE SUPERBOWL!!!
I aspire to this level of motivation …
January 6, 2026 at 2:07 AM
I aspire to this level of motivation …
This guy has decided that his warm lap spot is more important than my next cold beer. We are still negotiating…
December 31, 2025 at 2:46 AM
This guy has decided that his warm lap spot is more important than my next cold beer. We are still negotiating…
Me watching the evening news. Lily more concerned as to what’s cooking in the kitchen. We will collaborate later.
December 15, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Me watching the evening news. Lily more concerned as to what’s cooking in the kitchen. We will collaborate later.
My new Spirit Animal. Raccoon in Virginia breaks into a liquor store and goes full-on pillage ~ then passes out in the head. Gotta give this guy critter some comps!
December 4, 2025 at 2:45 AM
My new Spirit Animal. Raccoon in Virginia breaks into a liquor store and goes full-on pillage ~ then passes out in the head. Gotta give this guy critter some comps!
My entertainment tonight? Watching FOX ‘News’ wiggling and pontificating that it’s all just smoke and mirrors! Hahahahaha
November 5, 2025 at 2:04 AM
My entertainment tonight? Watching FOX ‘News’ wiggling and pontificating that it’s all just smoke and mirrors! Hahahahaha
Lily thinking MNF pretty good first half for Seattle.
November 3, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Lily thinking MNF pretty good first half for Seattle.
Mariners lose. It was a season that I can only describe as So Much Fun! Sad it’s over. ….so sad…
October 21, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Mariners lose. It was a season that I can only describe as So Much Fun! Sad it’s over. ….so sad…
Really? One game away from winning the AL Pennant and going to the World Series?!? Is there a God?? Please….?
October 18, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Really? One game away from winning the AL Pennant and going to the World Series?!? Is there a God?? Please….?
Mariners beat Birds. I’m drunk with excitement and bourbon!
October 18, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Mariners beat Birds. I’m drunk with excitement and bourbon!
I’m technologically retarded
October 18, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I’m technologically retarded
Mariners win!!
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October 18, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Mariners win!!
The Gods of Baseball lay their wrath or glory in many ways and without reason or mercy. M’s and Birds tied at 2 games each, having both teams lose their respective games at home. What pain or salvation will be delivered tomorrow, how severe and to whom? I’m here to find out. Go Mariners.
October 17, 2025 at 4:03 AM
The Gods of Baseball lay their wrath or glory in many ways and without reason or mercy. M’s and Birds tied at 2 games each, having both teams lose their respective games at home. What pain or salvation will be delivered tomorrow, how severe and to whom? I’m here to find out. Go Mariners.
Just another routine day, watching the Mariners win ALCS Game #2 in Toronto. (Oh my God! How insane?!!)
October 14, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Just another routine day, watching the Mariners win ALCS Game #2 in Toronto. (Oh my God! How insane?!!)
Mariners for the WIN!
October 8, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Mariners for the WIN!
It’s been 30 years. I need this. We all do.
October 2, 2025 at 2:56 AM
It’s been 30 years. I need this. We all do.
Seattle Mariners. Cal Raleigh ~ “Might as well win the whole fucking thing.” My sentiments precisely.
September 25, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Seattle Mariners. Cal Raleigh ~ “Might as well win the whole fucking thing.” My sentiments precisely.
Anybody keep feeing guilty asking questions to ChatGPT that you should know the answers to but just can’t remember because you just can’t?
September 19, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Anybody keep feeing guilty asking questions to ChatGPT that you should know the answers to but just can’t remember because you just can’t?
Irony is alive and well. Family with innocent children wearing Trump garb and sharing with reporters the horrifying experience of seeing a man murdered. Who are we anymore? What are we teaching our children? Passing ignorance from one generation to the next.
(ABC Nightly Newscast)
(ABC Nightly Newscast)
September 12, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Irony is alive and well. Family with innocent children wearing Trump garb and sharing with reporters the horrifying experience of seeing a man murdered. Who are we anymore? What are we teaching our children? Passing ignorance from one generation to the next.
(ABC Nightly Newscast)
(ABC Nightly Newscast)
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Today’s Summit summary
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August 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Today’s Summit summary
Good morning from the Northwest ~
August 12, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Good morning from the Northwest ~