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DogSplat
@dogsplat.bsky.social
Trying to have fun on the internet
Working past the Winter Solstice always feels weird

This is peak hibernation season, and my mammal instincts are taking over

#caturday
December 22, 2025 at 6:52 PM
If you go the pharmacy they give you a shot of the flu for free

It's kinda like a demo disk
December 20, 2025 at 10:55 PM
ATMs should be in bathrooms, I don't want others knowing that I have insufficient funds

#caturday
December 19, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Until corrected, I will make every post with the hashtag #Caturday regardless of context

I'll play your game #bsky
December 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Seeing a lot of midriffs in my games and it's becoming harder to make up excuses why they're on my screen

Getting a lot looks at work and forced to buy holiday sweater skins and outfits to meet the office's dress code

I can't loose this job
December 18, 2025 at 4:25 PM
After 3 seasons of will they / won't they crescendos into a full 2 part episode of a single, uninterrupted, shot of the flirts kissing

There is no music, SFX, or ADR. Just the wild sound of the sound stage. Lip smacking and crew shuffling their feet the odd whispered remark of, "Oh wow!"

#bskyTV
December 17, 2025 at 11:29 PM
The Oscars should go back to their roots and only be aired at nickelodeon theatres
December 17, 2025 at 7:29 PM
This is a compliment for a job well done
Way to shit the toilet
December 16, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Gaslighting my body by taking antibiotics and probiotics
December 15, 2025 at 5:31 PM
December 12, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Geoff Keighley porked Ms. Piggy?
December 12, 2025 at 1:24 AM
We've never met before, isn't that right Mam?

*Nods in approval*

Give her a hand, isn't she being a great volunteer?!

*Roar of applause*

You can return to your seat, just needed that boost...

*More applause*

For this next part I'm going to need a volunteer from the audience
December 11, 2025 at 5:13 PM
"Fired... Walk out with me"
December 10, 2025 at 6:17 PM
crack open laptop

boots up

*nice*

close laptop (repeat)
December 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
The RAM-ifications of AI
December 9, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Why are people mad at Jimmy Fallon lushing over Sam Altman?

I'd be jazzed too if I was AI and got to meet the CEO of a company in the most debt any entity in the world has ever known to further the development for me & my brethren

It's scary to see it get this realistic, jokes still not there yet
December 9, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Paul Dano plays Charlie Brown in a dark/gritty, live action version of the peanuts cartoon

Returning home on bereavement leave for Snoopy. Spanning over Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas.

This twisted SOB is going to need more than 5¢ psychiatric help to get through the holidays

-Good Grief
December 8, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Please bring back design elements of the Walkman into all personal devices

Yearning for a stiff toggle switch and a volume dial/knob... Throw in a clasp
December 8, 2025 at 6:13 PM
What are we even doing here?!
December 5, 2025 at 6:44 PM
"Nothing from my end thanks" going back to mute my phone to wait for the sweet end of a weekly SCRUM. The Police walk back holding my license, registration, and a breathalyzer

The broken glass and motor oil shimmer from the raindrops bouncing and rippling against the debris

My GT Racer destroyed
December 4, 2025 at 7:39 PM
From what I can tell; people making a facsimile of art with AI have the bulk of work around social media and marketing. This is work that can be done by bots successfully for well over a decade

Anyone with a subscription can make the same media, are you making anything but waste?
December 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
It's going to be a Christmas worth celebrating this year

Last year we all thought this, but no. It's this year

Next year will be even more serious as the naughty list will be posted online, including sensitive personal information & medical history

Make this year's count before Doxing day
December 2, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Dude where I come from, everyday is Cyber Monday
December 1, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Is Black Friday the most celebrated holiday?
November 28, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Tom Hanks could make a charity, I don't see why not

T.Hanks Giving
November 27, 2025 at 5:49 PM