allison
@dollfarts.bsky.social
professional at distracting myself from the horrors of life
not enough people want to talk about hair metal with me
December 29, 2025 at 3:17 PM
not enough people want to talk about hair metal with me
last day of my vacation. high in the tub with a bottle full of bub (dr teals)
December 28, 2025 at 9:23 PM
last day of my vacation. high in the tub with a bottle full of bub (dr teals)
i am having an existential crisis. why do i have arthritis already? why is toilet paper so expensive? who am i ? what is the world? this is not my beautiful wife.
December 27, 2025 at 9:16 PM
i am having an existential crisis. why do i have arthritis already? why is toilet paper so expensive? who am i ? what is the world? this is not my beautiful wife.
the team chat at my work has a paw patrol icon and i feel like i should make them change it since acab
December 19, 2025 at 7:22 PM
the team chat at my work has a paw patrol icon and i feel like i should make them change it since acab
can you imagine if all yr friends were sagittarius!?
December 18, 2025 at 10:19 PM
can you imagine if all yr friends were sagittarius!?
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See if you can pinpoint the exact moment I gave this coyote the peace sign and realized that I earnestly thought it would translate across species.
December 17, 2025 at 7:03 PM
See if you can pinpoint the exact moment I gave this coyote the peace sign and realized that I earnestly thought it would translate across species.
babies are amazing because they learn so much in such a short amount of time. i’m 45 and can’t even learn new math.
December 18, 2025 at 4:19 AM
babies are amazing because they learn so much in such a short amount of time. i’m 45 and can’t even learn new math.
mental illness sometimes feels like a curse you can’t lift. like yr family is mentally ill, yr mentally ill, everyone is mentally ill. even if yr having a good day, someone you know is having a bad day. even if yr not born with it, being exposed can make it happen to you too. a prison of our minds.
December 18, 2025 at 12:53 AM
mental illness sometimes feels like a curse you can’t lift. like yr family is mentally ill, yr mentally ill, everyone is mentally ill. even if yr having a good day, someone you know is having a bad day. even if yr not born with it, being exposed can make it happen to you too. a prison of our minds.
my favorite thing about me is that i apparently cuss a lot in my sleep.
December 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM
my favorite thing about me is that i apparently cuss a lot in my sleep.
okay also i spent a lot of time talking shit yesterday for no real reason. i’m wondering if it was the full super moon!?
December 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
okay also i spent a lot of time talking shit yesterday for no real reason. i’m wondering if it was the full super moon!?
fifty cent, despite his terrible political takes, is the best example of why not to eff with a cancer. supreme cancer grudge energy.
December 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
fifty cent, despite his terrible political takes, is the best example of why not to eff with a cancer. supreme cancer grudge energy.
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The perfect Christmas card doesn’t exi-
December 6, 2025 at 8:25 PM
The perfect Christmas card doesn’t exi-
i realized today that it’s been over a year since i’ve talked to my siblings (except for trying to get grandmas ring back) and i am proud of myself. my life is so much calmer.
December 6, 2025 at 5:51 PM
i realized today that it’s been over a year since i’ve talked to my siblings (except for trying to get grandmas ring back) and i am proud of myself. my life is so much calmer.
just remembered a time in like 2006 when two people made snide comments about books i was reading because they read them at fancy boarding schools when they were 15.
December 2, 2025 at 9:04 PM
just remembered a time in like 2006 when two people made snide comments about books i was reading because they read them at fancy boarding schools when they were 15.
i survived a corporate merger and all i got was unending hatred of capitalism.
November 28, 2025 at 5:47 PM
i survived a corporate merger and all i got was unending hatred of capitalism.
cool girl gift : the heads of our enemies
November 20, 2025 at 1:02 AM
cool girl gift : the heads of our enemies
i won an award at work for being a precious angel
November 12, 2025 at 7:56 PM
i won an award at work for being a precious angel
imma take a nap and none of you can stop me
November 8, 2025 at 6:13 PM
imma take a nap and none of you can stop me
also the poster of this has obviously never done any research on the subject because this shit has been predicted for centuries lol. if people were talking about the failure of capitalism in the 1800s and we are living in it then maybe they were right!?
November 8, 2025 at 4:22 PM
also the poster of this has obviously never done any research on the subject because this shit has been predicted for centuries lol. if people were talking about the failure of capitalism in the 1800s and we are living in it then maybe they were right!?
someone posted something about how gen z voted for a socialist because they have no hope and giving them hope is how you stop socialism. and they mentioned something about ambition being good again. AMBITION DOES NOT HAVE TO RELATE TO CAPITALISM.
November 8, 2025 at 4:10 PM
someone posted something about how gen z voted for a socialist because they have no hope and giving them hope is how you stop socialism. and they mentioned something about ambition being good again. AMBITION DOES NOT HAVE TO RELATE TO CAPITALISM.
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Coumo asking ChatGPT "Where do I go from here?"
November 5, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Coumo asking ChatGPT "Where do I go from here?"
how broken the worst peoples brains are over mamdani is great
November 5, 2025 at 6:43 PM
how broken the worst peoples brains are over mamdani is great
i feel good about cheney dying.
November 4, 2025 at 6:12 PM
i feel good about cheney dying.
i don’t like people who think they know everything. i’m the one who knows everything and i’m so humble about it.
November 1, 2025 at 2:59 PM
i don’t like people who think they know everything. i’m the one who knows everything and i’m so humble about it.
i once had a person who was middle class try to explain how it feels to impoverished to me. boy was i livid. what would make them assume i was raised middle class like them and they were so off base as to how it feels. a lot of people need to sit down and listen.
November 1, 2025 at 2:50 PM
i once had a person who was middle class try to explain how it feels to impoverished to me. boy was i livid. what would make them assume i was raised middle class like them and they were so off base as to how it feels. a lot of people need to sit down and listen.