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man in a white shirt and black blazer drinking a bottle of supposed tiger blood and waving a sword on a roof
Pinned
everyone wants to be your friend and you don't have to explain your lore and they won't randomly dump you when they find out you're bi! it's like skipping to stage 3 of friendship. I would have so many friends if I were famous
January 29, 2026 at 2:00 AM
everyone wants to be your friend and you don't have to explain your lore and they won't randomly dump you when they find out you're bi! it's like skipping to stage 3 of friendship. I would have so many friends if I were famous
i understand why people generally don't want to be famous (bc you can still be rich without the downsides of fame) but i would love it bc, in a macro sense, it takes away half the effort of making friends
if everyone knows who I am, they already know if they like me or hate me. so i can just pick
if everyone knows who I am, they already know if they like me or hate me. so i can just pick
January 29, 2026 at 1:57 AM
i understand why people generally don't want to be famous (bc you can still be rich without the downsides of fame) but i would love it bc, in a macro sense, it takes away half the effort of making friends
if everyone knows who I am, they already know if they like me or hate me. so i can just pick
if everyone knows who I am, they already know if they like me or hate me. so i can just pick
C S O spelled Esteban's name wrong on the website ><
January 29, 2026 at 1:12 AM
C S O spelled Esteban's name wrong on the website ><
had a dream Pln messaged me on instagram
January 27, 2026 at 8:12 PM
had a dream Pln messaged me on instagram
no one will needle my jaw !
January 27, 2026 at 7:14 PM
no one will needle my jaw !
"it doesn't mean i'm not happy"
January 27, 2026 at 5:34 PM
"it doesn't mean i'm not happy"
at the level of lost that I think im gonna get a perm
January 26, 2026 at 10:33 PM
at the level of lost that I think im gonna get a perm
really all of my child faves had very problematic marriage lessons
January 25, 2026 at 7:35 PM
really all of my child faves had very problematic marriage lessons
T just told me confidently that Taipei was in Thailand
January 25, 2026 at 2:39 AM
T just told me confidently that Taipei was in Thailand
no, to the roof! we'll be safe there!
January 24, 2026 at 9:32 PM
no, to the roof! we'll be safe there!
"come we must return; those fools who run my theater will be missing you" is 100% something he said at some point
January 24, 2026 at 9:29 PM
"come we must return; those fools who run my theater will be missing you" is 100% something he said at some point
John showing me where the wine storage room was in the basement
January 24, 2026 at 9:28 PM
John showing me where the wine storage room was in the basement
honestly i give this show at least 35% credit for my fucked up attachment style; a stable healthy relationship was never presented as the goal to me from either my mom or ALW
January 24, 2026 at 6:29 PM
honestly i give this show at least 35% credit for my fucked up attachment style; a stable healthy relationship was never presented as the goal to me from either my mom or ALW
he complains that I don't do anything (lies, i went to the gym and did a million errands this week) but I'm also like the only person i know who hasn't had covid or noro or the flu this season)
staying in bed saves lives!
staying in bed saves lives!
January 23, 2026 at 8:48 PM
he complains that I don't do anything (lies, i went to the gym and did a million errands this week) but I'm also like the only person i know who hasn't had covid or noro or the flu this season)
staying in bed saves lives!
staying in bed saves lives!
I know it's a bird ! I'm on the phone !
January 23, 2026 at 7:18 PM
I know it's a bird ! I'm on the phone !
this is kind of boring and annoying !
January 23, 2026 at 6:33 PM
this is kind of boring and annoying !
Prudie re-ran the "we make over $200k but my husband says we can't afford a baby" letter. lol
January 23, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Prudie re-ran the "we make over $200k but my husband says we can't afford a baby" letter. lol
yelling at Rob for not cleaning up his apartment
January 23, 2026 at 2:46 PM
yelling at Rob for not cleaning up his apartment
was happy thinking how me and Sarah's friendship is like Ben Afflk and Matt Dmn and then realized that that would make me Ben Afflk
January 22, 2026 at 3:37 PM
was happy thinking how me and Sarah's friendship is like Ben Afflk and Matt Dmn and then realized that that would make me Ben Afflk
I think I've planned out all my Cbook travel until July !
January 22, 2026 at 3:11 AM
I think I've planned out all my Cbook travel until July !
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i feel like i am literally climbing out from under a gigantic rock
October 1, 2025 at 10:19 PM
i feel like i am literally climbing out from under a gigantic rock