And the secret ingredient: a small amount of chopped spring onions on top. Brings out the flavour in almost everything.

Ah, but have you tried it with cucumber? Same recipe as egg and tomato, but mostly cucumber, just a bit of tomato for the colour.

You are an excellent colleague. I salute you!

In the long run, you will sleep sounder.

I’m infected now too! Aaaargh

I’m horrified to hear this. They should be ashamed. You are on the right side of history. I salute you.

Signed. Thank you. Ugh.

Beautiful. Thank you.