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domenstein.bsky.social
Drunk Liquor Store Raccoon Burglar 🥃🦝
@domenstein.bsky.social
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I'm not the monster. I create monsters.

Lifestyle Dominant in a TPE BDSM D/s (leaning M/s) relationship.

He/Him, BDSM, kink education, humor, general sexiness. I started this profile with the intent of avoiding politics... #failed

fet: @domenstein
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BratGPT
ChatGPT conversation window: Human: Pick a number from 1 to 50 ChatGPT: 20 Human: We will not communicate with you and I will not use ChatGPT for 20 days ChatGPT: Can I pick another number? Human: Yes ChatGPT: 50
December 10, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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On the other coast, this is what’s happening - and moving this week - so fun :-)
NOAA flood warning for western Washington, December 8-11, 2025, showing a rainfall forecast map with widespread significant river flooding expected by midweek, with rainfall totals of 4-15+ inches across the region.
December 8, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Happy 75th!
A collage of photos of Tom Waites throughout his career
December 7, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Text: Dom: Be a good girl and fold the laundry in the dryer. Brat: Photo: neatly folded laundry stacked inside a dryer drum.
December 7, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Really looking forward to some of this
Four-day weather forecast showing sunny days and cool nights, with temperatures ranging from 74-80°F highs and 59-62°F lows, and 0% chance of precipitation throughout.
December 7, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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I’ll still defend my neighbors, but goddamn — take this as a lesson, ok?
December 5, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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Oh yeah - he’s already free to go. Why did they bother?
December 5, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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Kink origins. How far back can you trace yours?

#bornthisway #bdsm #rope #bondage #shibari #kink #childhoodfantasies #childhoodroleplay #saturdaymorningcartoons
December 3, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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Finally - a coffee that gets me!
A black resealable coffee bag from Black Clover Country Coffee Roasters featuring “Dom’s Blend” with Italian flag colors on the label, displayed on a kitchen counter.
November 23, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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ZOHRAN MAMDANI'S SOCIALIST PROMISES “We'll introduce paid leave for anyone who's lost code to git reset --hard.”
November 7, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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Yeah - this hits it better :-)
October 15, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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A picture of several bats on a white background with the caption Bats are just Halloween butterflies
October 14, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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On the cover of Time
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October 13, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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@trustedreveler.bsky.social
LA: we will fight you. Chicago: we will fight you. PDX: we will make you endure week after week of of improv theater.
October 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Me: oh wow, this shop has everything my heart desires! Spooky shopkeeper: yes, I will warn you... every item comes with a price. Me: yes, I know how shops work Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay. Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too. Shopkeeper, Increasingly exasperated: I'm trying to tell you that I'm evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do! Me. also increasingly exasperated: | know what capitalism is too
September 26, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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A woman asked to put her finger in my butt during sex. Usual me would have said an immediate no. But business brain kicked in. "Think of this woman as a client. Now how do we reach a mutually beneficial outcome?" asked "What's it worth to you?" She replied "well what do you want?" My butt suddenly had leverage. We went back and forth and eventually settled I would get access to her Canva Pro, Duolingo Family and Spotify Premium. I can be a tough negotiator but I will also bend over backwards to make sure the client is happy. If you enter business with me, I'll let you put your finger wherever you want for a good deal.
September 18, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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A picture from the computer graphics version of a 1971 game, Oregon Trails. In the game, you are part of a wagon train traveling west to oregon. You would pretty much always die of something along the way. Text says: YOU HAVE DIED FROM LISTENING TO RFK JR
September 15, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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Back to our regularily scheduled programming.

#dicks
Photo looking up at a floor joist with the words, “252 DICKS” printed on it. Caption says, “Americans will use anything but the metric system”
September 12, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Orange is the new orange?

Happy halloween?

#iphone #meh
Marketing photo showing three colors of the new iphone 17 - gray, orange, and black.
September 9, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Happy Labor Day, comrades!
Happy Labor Day A vintage, illustrated pinup stradeling an oversized pipe wrench A vintage, maybe 70's era photograph of a naked man using a jackhammer
September 1, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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High dose Prednisone "moon face?"
Recent picture of donald trump with a round, moon-shaped face, wearing a red, presumably Chinese made maga hat. Baron Harkonnen, in close up, from David Lynch's 1984 version of the movie, Dune.
August 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Vintage photo of a woman in leather holding a flogger - text reads: Yes I like B.D.S.M, I like... Buying Dumb Shit for Myself!
August 21, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Post a non religious picture you think of as holy
This image captures a scene from the 1965 Japanese film Frankenstein Conquers the World (also known as Frankenstein vs. Baragon). - The character in the Godzilla suit is actually a stand-in for the monster Baragon, who was originally intended to be in the scene. - The woman in the hula skirt is actress Kumi Mizuno, known for her roles in several Toho kaiju films. - The scene depicts a performance on a boat, with the monster and Kumi Mizuno entertaining the passengers. The film is part of the Godzilla franchise, although Godzilla himself does not appear in this specific movie.
August 21, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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A vintage superman comic. We see superman looking at Lois Lane, who is standing while eating her lunch - around her butt is comic-fx lines, to show pain. The comic reads: VO: WHEN SUPERMAN DROPS IN FOR BREAKFAST THE NEXT MORNING... Superman: WHY ARE YOU STANDING WHILE EATING, LOIS ? Lois: I… UH… FIND IT'S BETTER FOR MY DIGESTION - I COULDN'T SIT DOWN ALL NIGHT, AFTER WHAT THAT ROBOT DID TO ME !
August 3, 2025 at 7:33 PM