Domino Macaroni
@dominomacaroni.bsky.social
I am the ceo of poop shitters inc.
Why is it so hard to get a plunger from someone?
February 1, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Why is it so hard to get a plunger from someone?
Had to fire somone today
January 7, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Had to fire somone today
Reposted by Domino Macaroni
im always saying this
December 28, 2025 at 12:02 AM
im always saying this
Don’t forget
I’m with you in the toilet
I’m with you in the toilet
December 27, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Don’t forget
I’m with you in the toilet
I’m with you in the toilet
What the fuck are they doing slacking off in Mario kart
December 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
What the fuck are they doing slacking off in Mario kart
Accidentally shat on my money
December 19, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Accidentally shat on my money
WHO ATE MY COMPUTER?!
December 16, 2025 at 2:04 PM
WHO ATE MY COMPUTER?!
SOMEONE AT ALL THE FRUIT SNACKS! THOSE WERE FOR ME ABD MY EMPLOYEES TO SHARE!
December 14, 2025 at 7:35 PM
SOMEONE AT ALL THE FRUIT SNACKS! THOSE WERE FOR ME ABD MY EMPLOYEES TO SHARE!
No cows are allowed in my company
December 10, 2025 at 9:32 PM
No cows are allowed in my company
One of the ingredients in my drinks is carpet
December 9, 2025 at 2:42 AM
One of the ingredients in my drinks is carpet
When you shit… I’ll be there
December 8, 2025 at 12:22 AM
When you shit… I’ll be there
Now to wait for them to find this account….. I pissed myself
December 7, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Now to wait for them to find this account….. I pissed myself
Seems like the news article about me is being published. Guess it’s time to let myself be known to the others.
December 7, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Seems like the news article about me is being published. Guess it’s time to let myself be known to the others.
Ummm… looks like Otis didn’t need to get rid of them… they did it to themselves??? I guess I should… show myself soon…
Good. Otis is getting rid of the ghost gang. Cant have them interfere.
December 7, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Ummm… looks like Otis didn’t need to get rid of them… they did it to themselves??? I guess I should… show myself soon…
When people buy my products
a cartoon character with a head that looks like a toilet is dancing .
ALT: a cartoon character with a head that looks like a toilet is dancing .
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM
When people buy my products
Good. Otis is getting rid of the ghost gang. Cant have them interfere.
December 6, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Good. Otis is getting rid of the ghost gang. Cant have them interfere.
I may have to introduce myself to the others soon…
December 6, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I may have to introduce myself to the others soon…
Fuck! Why did I mention this accounts name to the replacement?!
December 6, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Fuck! Why did I mention this accounts name to the replacement?!
Uh oh. Someone just shit their pants (me)
December 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Uh oh. Someone just shit their pants (me)
*twists tiddies*
December 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
*twists tiddies*
My adopted son can be such a little shit sometimes
December 5, 2025 at 1:47 AM
My adopted son can be such a little shit sometimes
Better not have my main and cool man accounts follow this one. Someone could go through their follows and find this
December 4, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Better not have my main and cool man accounts follow this one. Someone could go through their follows and find this
I can’t believe how successful poop shitters has been. I didn’t think people would but my products. I’m selling these from the basement after all
December 4, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I can’t believe how successful poop shitters has been. I didn’t think people would but my products. I’m selling these from the basement after all