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dommasters.bsky.social
@dommasters.bsky.social
(btw, and from a programmer’s perspective, the I fits perfectly into the center of the 0. Programming is all about finding the most convenient fit.)
December 20, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Savouring the plums as the cream drizzles down my chin. Exquisite! A Victorian dessert!
December 20, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Well the algorithm served you well; I now have visions of sugar plums and rosy o-rings dancing through my head.
December 20, 2025 at 12:51 AM
We’ll hang sweet long canes, sparkling balls, and fragrant ginger confections on our tree.
December 20, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Dangling plums, ripe and full of the holiday spirit. Juicy and waiting to be savoured. Enjoy!
December 20, 2025 at 12:42 AM
A full sack? You have so much to give; please, let me help you unload your burden. Here we go, one more string unloosed might just do the trick.
December 20, 2025 at 12:39 AM
That rosy o-ring emoji is new; an inverted halo? A way to ring your bell emoji?
December 20, 2025 at 12:36 AM
The stockings were hung …..

(I forget what I was going to say ☺️)
December 20, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Santa may be coming down your chimney, but I'd rather go down on you. 🎄
December 20, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Are you looking for something to finish off your tree?
Because I can be a star on top. ⭐️
December 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Bass, keys, and backing vocals
December 19, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Lead guitar
December 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Drums
December 19, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Lead vocal
December 19, 2025 at 10:59 PM
“Last Christmas, I gave you my heart.”

This year I have a few other body parts to share with you.❤️
December 19, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Can I call you “All Ye Faithful”?

Because I want to make you “O Come.” 😇
December 19, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Santa won’t be the only one wanting to fill your stockings this year. Ho Ho Ho.🎅
December 19, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I would buy this band’s album!
December 19, 2025 at 9:22 PM
It’s the cigarette, the casual come-hither look, and the absolutely uncomfortable pose.
December 16, 2025 at 1:17 AM