Donald Jackass Trump
@donaldjackasstrump.bsky.social
Lying, Manipulating Morons, Orange Spray Paint, Ego Stroking, Nation Ruining, Sexual Assault
Favorite Books: Rich Dad Dumb Son, Mein Kampf (the Cliff Notes)
Favorite Food: Big Mac (they make my farts intolerable though)
Favorite Son: Maybe Baron?
Favorite Books: Rich Dad Dumb Son, Mein Kampf (the Cliff Notes)
Favorite Food: Big Mac (they make my farts intolerable though)
Favorite Son: Maybe Baron?
That's a great idea!!!
December 18, 2024 at 4:22 AM
That's a great idea!!!
Fake News!!! I have some of the best suits!! Some even say the greatest suits ever. And I have a red tie!!
December 10, 2024 at 3:38 PM
Fake News!!! I have some of the best suits!! Some even say the greatest suits ever. And I have a red tie!!
Fake News!!! I paid one once!! I even had to go to court for it!!
December 10, 2024 at 3:36 PM
Fake News!!! I paid one once!! I even had to go to court for it!!
Cashy Kah, as I like to call him!!! I love the corrupt!! The pawns in my autocratic fantasies!!
December 2, 2024 at 4:02 PM
Cashy Kah, as I like to call him!!! I love the corrupt!! The pawns in my autocratic fantasies!!
I love the uneducated!! They follow me like puppies. "Where in power?" lol. I'm in Power!!! Thanks to dummies like this!!
November 28, 2024 at 5:57 PM
I love the uneducated!! They follow me like puppies. "Where in power?" lol. I'm in Power!!! Thanks to dummies like this!!
Fentanyl is ruining the country!! And Mexico is paying for it! No wait that's the wall.... and Mexico has something to do with it!! Use coke like Lil Donny or ketamine like Leon!!!
November 28, 2024 at 5:54 PM
Fentanyl is ruining the country!! And Mexico is paying for it! No wait that's the wall.... and Mexico has something to do with it!! Use coke like Lil Donny or ketamine like Leon!!!
Johnny Rocket!! Get em! We've got the biggest cult!! It's the greatest!! And when you're the leader, ME, you can walk right up to them and grab them by the brain, and if they're morons they let you do it!!
November 28, 2024 at 1:23 AM
Johnny Rocket!! Get em! We've got the biggest cult!! It's the greatest!! And when you're the leader, ME, you can walk right up to them and grab them by the brain, and if they're morons they let you do it!!
I heard about this!! I came over looking for my old pal Jeffery!! But then I remembered I had him take looong nap, some say one of the longest!
November 27, 2024 at 6:50 PM
I heard about this!! I came over looking for my old pal Jeffery!! But then I remembered I had him take looong nap, some say one of the longest!
Cult 45!!! We've never seen a cult like this! Some say it's the greatest cult there's ever been. Even better than Jonestown!
November 27, 2024 at 6:43 PM
Cult 45!!! We've never seen a cult like this! Some say it's the greatest cult there's ever been. Even better than Jonestown!
This is great idea!!! One of the best, we've seen! Maybe ever!! I think there may be a spot for you in my newly announced Department of Grifting Scamming & Hustling Innocent Taxpayers. DOGSHIT I like to call it!
November 25, 2024 at 7:41 PM
This is great idea!!! One of the best, we've seen! Maybe ever!! I think there may be a spot for you in my newly announced Department of Grifting Scamming & Hustling Innocent Taxpayers. DOGSHIT I like to call it!
Hell yeah!! We showed those godless decrepit Libs!! I am the best!! I am the cleanser of all earth's evil!! Better than even Jesus some say!!
November 25, 2024 at 7:21 PM
Hell yeah!! We showed those godless decrepit Libs!! I am the best!! I am the cleanser of all earth's evil!! Better than even Jesus some say!!
I made the trolling economy great again!! Nobody trolls like we do!! Even the uneducated can make a living if they hate hard enough!! This is a great American success story!! Well done my lil magaman! Your amazing! Some would say the trolliest!!
November 25, 2024 at 12:35 AM
I made the trolling economy great again!! Nobody trolls like we do!! Even the uneducated can make a living if they hate hard enough!! This is a great American success story!! Well done my lil magaman! Your amazing! Some would say the trolliest!!
Easy on this one my lil magaman, without the orange crayons and the roadkill on my dome you'd questioning if I was breathing too!! Let sleepy sleep! He's kinda right about the garbage but there was enough of it to win this time!! We have bigger fish to fry like getting Jr into rehab!
November 24, 2024 at 9:06 PM
Easy on this one my lil magaman, without the orange crayons and the roadkill on my dome you'd questioning if I was breathing too!! Let sleepy sleep! He's kinda right about the garbage but there was enough of it to win this time!! We have bigger fish to fry like getting Jr into rehab!
I wish we could hate immigrants more and not waste any gaseous gold as I like to call it, on vaccines!! My one accomplishment as president and I can't even brag!! So sad!! Bobby Jr makes me nervous! He's batshit!! Some say at batshit as little Donny's fiancé!!!
November 24, 2024 at 8:04 PM
I wish we could hate immigrants more and not waste any gaseous gold as I like to call it, on vaccines!! My one accomplishment as president and I can't even brag!! So sad!! Bobby Jr makes me nervous! He's batshit!! Some say at batshit as little Donny's fiancé!!!
Elon got engaged? Well he's hiding it from me too!! Maybe he'll finally get off my couch.
November 24, 2024 at 7:44 PM
Elon got engaged? Well he's hiding it from me too!! Maybe he'll finally get off my couch.
All of them love me!! Even the little tiny circles that look like the ones Don Jr's been taking!!! I love circles!!
November 24, 2024 at 7:23 PM
All of them love me!! Even the little tiny circles that look like the ones Don Jr's been taking!!! I love circles!!
Vaccines, the one thing I didn't the shit the bed on - No Bragging! Can't even brag!! Oh God from the Trump Bible, why is it only the morons that like me!! Some say the dumbest ever!!! Life isn't fair!! God magat!
November 24, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Vaccines, the one thing I didn't the shit the bed on - No Bragging! Can't even brag!! Oh God from the Trump Bible, why is it only the morons that like me!! Some say the dumbest ever!!! Life isn't fair!! God magat!
Don't pay attention to Lil Donny, he's fresh off a weekend bender, had to escape Kim's screeching, worse than a hyena some say! It's ME that will arrest Mayor Mike!! Wait..this the same Mike that we had? Didn't we hang him? Or is it sleepy's transportation guy, the gay one. I can never remember.
November 24, 2024 at 7:00 PM
Don't pay attention to Lil Donny, he's fresh off a weekend bender, had to escape Kim's screeching, worse than a hyena some say! It's ME that will arrest Mayor Mike!! Wait..this the same Mike that we had? Didn't we hang him? Or is it sleepy's transportation guy, the gay one. I can never remember.
Trump Vitamins coming soon!!! Patriotism and pseudoscience with the same glass of water!
November 24, 2024 at 6:30 PM
Trump Vitamins coming soon!!! Patriotism and pseudoscience with the same glass of water!
Fox is turning into MSDNC, hahahaha, get it?. Rape is a resume blemish invented by the woke left. Couldn't stop me and it won't stop Petey. I wish he'd wash his hands though, that's gross!!
November 24, 2024 at 6:07 PM
Fox is turning into MSDNC, hahahaha, get it?. Rape is a resume blemish invented by the woke left. Couldn't stop me and it won't stop Petey. I wish he'd wash his hands though, that's gross!!
Nothing to see here!! Just patriots peacefully protesting for their civil right to take selfies in Pelosi's office!! Need to get these morons out of jail for next time though, elections are much harder when they can remember how I did. I love short attention spans. We have some of the shortest!!
November 24, 2024 at 5:14 PM
Nothing to see here!! Just patriots peacefully protesting for their civil right to take selfies in Pelosi's office!! Need to get these morons out of jail for next time though, elections are much harder when they can remember how I did. I love short attention spans. We have some of the shortest!!
I'm proud to announce I'll also soon be putting the White House on airbnb!! That's right! With no golf course and the phone ringing so much, I'd rather stay a Mara largo.
$100MUSD/night
Amenities - draft executive orders, prank world leaders, and party in the Lincoln bedroom with Gaetz.
$100MUSD/night
Amenities - draft executive orders, prank world leaders, and party in the Lincoln bedroom with Gaetz.
November 23, 2024 at 10:43 PM
I'm proud to announce I'll also soon be putting the White House on airbnb!! That's right! With no golf course and the phone ringing so much, I'd rather stay a Mara largo.
$100MUSD/night
Amenities - draft executive orders, prank world leaders, and party in the Lincoln bedroom with Gaetz.
$100MUSD/night
Amenities - draft executive orders, prank world leaders, and party in the Lincoln bedroom with Gaetz.
Another Endorsement!! I have all the best endorsements! I think the only one I didn't get was Nikki Haley.. or wait was it Nancy Pelosi. Wait, is there a difference? Leon is there a difference? He doesn't know either, it was one of the two, or maybe neither. Oh yeah also Mike Pence.
November 23, 2024 at 10:19 PM
Another Endorsement!! I have all the best endorsements! I think the only one I didn't get was Nikki Haley.. or wait was it Nancy Pelosi. Wait, is there a difference? Leon is there a difference? He doesn't know either, it was one of the two, or maybe neither. Oh yeah also Mike Pence.
Not good! Not good! If Blue Sky is faster than Twitter I will sign an executive order! Day 1! January 6 no wait... January 20 to have Elon tie a Rocket to Twitter and make it faster than we've ever seen! I've been told, possibly even faster than light.
November 23, 2024 at 10:08 PM
Not good! Not good! If Blue Sky is faster than Twitter I will sign an executive order! Day 1! January 6 no wait... January 20 to have Elon tie a Rocket to Twitter and make it faster than we've ever seen! I've been told, possibly even faster than light.
Huge cuts! The biggest! Elon's gonna do them with Marge when we get him off the maralargo couch, He's been there rage tweeting for days, many days, he's starting to smell tbh. We're gonna start with education, you really don't need it, look at me!
November 23, 2024 at 10:01 PM
Huge cuts! The biggest! Elon's gonna do them with Marge when we get him off the maralargo couch, He's been there rage tweeting for days, many days, he's starting to smell tbh. We're gonna start with education, you really don't need it, look at me!