i don't like technology much it isn't very fun. paying rent not fun. paying bills not fun. paying for games. not fun. not fun. give me fun. i want fun. fun fun funfun funfunfufnun

they told me to move i said no

fight me in tony hawk pro skater bitch

take me to your sea palace sasquatch take me away

i dropped my phone and then i kicked and then i couldn't reach it

slenderman came to me in a dream said, let's go sledding i am sledderman, but i knew i was tricked so hulk hogan bailed me out and i laughed and laugh and laughed. when i woke up it was all a dream and i was glad to be inside my sleeping pod where nothing can hurt me for real

when my first royalty check comes in i am going to buy the biggest playstation 5 money can buy. maybe one with the call of duty sticker with the army guy pointing the gun at the crying child. i love video games any how they let me be a big tough guy committing warcrimes. no journalists in cod.

i once saw a bigfoot but by the time i caught up to him he had turned himself into a tree, later i got the call my glasses were ready but the thing is i don't wear glasses. pretty sure xfiles was inspired by this but i never watched it so i don't know but they owe me big time

i am a fighter not a lover but i am not here to fight i am here to laugh to frolic in a field of flowers listening to hippie music with my new pals i met through a screen. this screen is amazing it's got something inside that makes you like it, kind of like cigarettes. man i could use one of those

hi