Where you write ur stories
January 14, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Where you write ur stories
It's got a weird puffy Travolta thing going.
January 12, 2026 at 3:18 AM
It's got a weird puffy Travolta thing going.
People are always saying this about me
January 7, 2026 at 6:23 PM
People are always saying this about me
"Boy, people sure are hostile on here lately lol"
The world outside:
The world outside:
January 6, 2026 at 9:22 PM
"Boy, people sure are hostile on here lately lol"
The world outside:
The world outside:
Just the other day I was thinking about the logistics of this. Like why did she think she needed to hold the penis while driving? I guess we'll never know.
![After this, Lorena left the apartment with the severed appendage and drove away in her car. After a length of time driving and struggling to steer with one hand due to holding the penis, she threw the penis out a window into a roadside field on Maplewood Drive.[8] She eventually stopped and called 9-1-1, telling them what she had done and where the penis could be found.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:x2muxxe5t25hckf22sk25ocf/bafkreid3bhlkf7kovij42hbmooyd6hyow4blxcm4disziqwhyvbtmrwhle@jpeg)
January 6, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Just the other day I was thinking about the logistics of this. Like why did she think she needed to hold the penis while driving? I guess we'll never know.
This is a great drink for dads whose weiner kids disowned them for no good reason.
January 4, 2026 at 11:02 PM
This is a great drink for dads whose weiner kids disowned them for no good reason.
"Binge" lol. Sometimes I think about how old I'll be when Fallout 5 drops and it's so depressing.
December 18, 2025 at 3:17 PM
"Binge" lol. Sometimes I think about how old I'll be when Fallout 5 drops and it's so depressing.
It's time for Don Bones top 3 shows of 2025
December 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
It's time for Don Bones top 3 shows of 2025
Thanks to AI, we now know what was in Marsellus Wallace's briefcase (nothing)
December 11, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Thanks to AI, we now know what was in Marsellus Wallace's briefcase (nothing)
Time Magazine has always had its fingers on the pulse
December 11, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Time Magazine has always had its fingers on the pulse
Really nailed this facial expression
December 7, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Really nailed this facial expression
Linkedin is like it's own fucked up country, man.
December 3, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Linkedin is like it's own fucked up country, man.
Them: I only use AI as a sounding board to collect and organize my thoughts. It can be a really powerful productivity tool if you would just take the time to learn how to use it ethically.
Me:
Me:
December 2, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Them: I only use AI as a sounding board to collect and organize my thoughts. It can be a really powerful productivity tool if you would just take the time to learn how to use it ethically.
Me:
Me:
Why would I pay for this
November 28, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Why would I pay for this