Don England
@doncengland.bsky.social
Car guy, Appalachian, Vols fan, Braves fan, father and husband.
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The idea that the SEC is the best conference is dead.
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January 2, 2026 at 1:23 AM
The idea that the SEC is the best conference is dead.
Here’s to two months of writing the wrong year on all my checks and documents
January 1, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Here’s to two months of writing the wrong year on all my checks and documents
Happy New Year
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January 1, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Happy New Year
I really like how we has a society around the world decided we are too hungover to go to work January 1st.
December 31, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I really like how we has a society around the world decided we are too hungover to go to work January 1st.
Well. Tennessee Vols Football was exciting for a few minutes. On to baseball
December 31, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Well. Tennessee Vols Football was exciting for a few minutes. On to baseball
Sums up Vols football right now.
December 30, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Sums up Vols football right now.
Logged in to Pokémon Go and the Christmas decorations are gone
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December 30, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Logged in to Pokémon Go and the Christmas decorations are gone
I don’t do New Year’s resolutions. I try and improve myself all year round
December 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I don’t do New Year’s resolutions. I try and improve myself all year round
If Kryptonians can reproduce with humans, Lex Luther is right. There will be hundreds to thousands of super powers individuals in a short amount of time. There’s no way they don’t conquer the world. We can’t trust they will all have the same view of humanity as Superman.
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December 27, 2025 at 6:14 PM
If Kryptonians can reproduce with humans, Lex Luther is right. There will be hundreds to thousands of super powers individuals in a short amount of time. There’s no way they don’t conquer the world. We can’t trust they will all have the same view of humanity as Superman.
My dog broke two of her new Christmas toys
December 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
My dog broke two of her new Christmas toys
I just wanted to play Gran Turismo but it needs to run an update. I miss my PS2 so much.
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December 27, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I just wanted to play Gran Turismo but it needs to run an update. I miss my PS2 so much.
I’ve named all my iPhones after this obscure gadget in a 1990’s cartoon
December 27, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I’ve named all my iPhones after this obscure gadget in a 1990’s cartoon
Marriage is great. My wife just asked if I could stop breathing. It’s annoying her 🤣
December 27, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Marriage is great. My wife just asked if I could stop breathing. It’s annoying her 🤣
Only 12 more months till Christmas.
December 26, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Only 12 more months till Christmas.
Can’t believe I have to work the day after Christmas. Said every elf in the North Pole
December 26, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Can’t believe I have to work the day after Christmas. Said every elf in the North Pole
No political talk at the Christmas dinner table.
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December 25, 2025 at 11:04 PM
No political talk at the Christmas dinner table.
Also
Also
A Moscow mule with a little cranberry juice is my go to holiday cocktail
December 25, 2025 at 9:05 PM
A Moscow mule with a little cranberry juice is my go to holiday cocktail
Watching The Never Ending Story for the first time in forever. It starts with the dad putting orange juice and a raw egg in the blender and drinking it. 🤢
December 25, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Watching The Never Ending Story for the first time in forever. It starts with the dad putting orange juice and a raw egg in the blender and drinking it. 🤢
All the presents are open. I’m gonna start drinking
December 25, 2025 at 3:03 PM
All the presents are open. I’m gonna start drinking
I don’t want to be a humbug but we have been doing Christmas since October. I’m over it. It’s not the best holiday. It’s turning in to one of my least favorite holidays. Anyone else feeling like it’s a massive letdown after this long build up?
December 25, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I don’t want to be a humbug but we have been doing Christmas since October. I’m over it. It’s not the best holiday. It’s turning in to one of my least favorite holidays. Anyone else feeling like it’s a massive letdown after this long build up?
I’ve made the mistake of filling the dogs’ stockings tonight. Beings with no concept of Christmas or tomorrow
December 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I’ve made the mistake of filling the dogs’ stockings tonight. Beings with no concept of Christmas or tomorrow
My oldest has a stomach bug. Merry Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 1:17 AM
My oldest has a stomach bug. Merry Christmas
Putting your phone on speaker in a public place puts you on the naughty list.
December 24, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Putting your phone on speaker in a public place puts you on the naughty list.
Really hope Elon gets visited by three ghosts tonight
December 24, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Really hope Elon gets visited by three ghosts tonight
Welp, better start my Christmas shopping
December 24, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Welp, better start my Christmas shopping