Don Elfant
@donelfant.bsky.social
If you can't handle me at my rootiness, you don't deserve me at my tootiness.
Oh, thank god I thought it was just me!
October 30, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Oh, thank god I thought it was just me!
I'd say definitely Q. After that probably S (It's sassy!).
October 21, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I'd say definitely Q. After that probably S (It's sassy!).
Serious question: Is this generally considered to be a sport, as the headline suggests?
October 17, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Serious question: Is this generally considered to be a sport, as the headline suggests?
As terrible as he was, I actually enjoyed listening to Joe Morgan. I don't think he hated the game like Smoltz.
October 11, 2025 at 9:51 PM
As terrible as he was, I actually enjoyed listening to Joe Morgan. I don't think he hated the game like Smoltz.
Yeah, this is exactly me. I find myself clinging to baseball like Epstein clinged to [REDACTED].
October 11, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Yeah, this is exactly me. I find myself clinging to baseball like Epstein clinged to [REDACTED].
He hit a Screamin' Mimi!
September 29, 2025 at 5:36 PM
He hit a Screamin' Mimi!