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dongwhistle
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top of the mornin* to ya
mature (most of the time) single luddite 'mo in San Francisco. borderline shy/mild.
18+ only
I block most content peddlers, strictly amateur hour here. you can follow me on your amateur account

*applies to other times as well
ok, just added 'Melbourne' to my lottery winnings checklist
December 1, 2025 at 10:38 PM
a fellow Capricornholio! except I celebrate my birthday in May
December 1, 2025 at 10:32 PM
archived and thank you
December 1, 2025 at 10:25 PM
if that's true could you please donate some grey matter to one of the neediest cases?
December 1, 2025 at 10:24 PM
what if the person is good and baked?
December 1, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I went to a theater and tried to watch it but left part way through; I couldn't handle what felt like a display of mental illness as entertainment. sounds like you have a more nuanced view of the piece.
December 1, 2025 at 10:20 PM
of course it's always cock
December 1, 2025 at 10:16 PM
please let me be in the 'Scandals' chapter... although at the rate things are going, 'scandals' is following 'scrimshaw' as far as relevance goes.
December 1, 2025 at 10:12 PM
(2/2) did a supplement run for an ailing friend, started a buyers club, comforted someone after their test results, participated in a charity event, checked in with a neighbor, this is my channel and I'll promote World AIDS Day as much as I damn well want.
December 1, 2025 at 10:09 PM
don't forget 'worst of the worst'
December 1, 2025 at 9:55 PM
when you ask a question to someone who thinks 'smuggling' is a Harry Potter term
December 1, 2025 at 9:54 PM
um, that my mind wandered into naughty places
December 1, 2025 at 9:36 PM
good thing you weren't there for the in-store Soda Stream protest
December 1, 2025 at 2:32 AM
December 1, 2025 at 2:30 AM
don't let me encourage you
December 1, 2025 at 2:29 AM
sizzle
December 1, 2025 at 2:27 AM
still trying to find my way out of the forest after the first seven words
December 1, 2025 at 2:22 AM
better than pushing ahead with something that doesn't love you back and not at all making this about me
December 1, 2025 at 2:20 AM
American Penis Language*

*a parody of ASL, American Sign Language, so yeah, I'm being inappropriate, my apologies it will happen again
December 1, 2025 at 2:16 AM
love the ISGM love
December 1, 2025 at 2:13 AM
after seeing this mine will be now
November 30, 2025 at 8:15 PM