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Lonk
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Hi I’m Lonk from Pennsylvania
Everyone is talking about the vagina doors in #MetroidPrime4, but no one is talking about the uterus shrine.
December 14, 2025 at 4:49 PM
#RFK Jr: “You don’t see people my age with #autism.”

Me: “You’ve clearly never been to a #Devo concert.”
May 4, 2025 at 12:29 PM
That first step out of the sewers in #Oblivion still kinda hits. #OblivionRemastered
April 24, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I have been a PC/Nintendo gamer for as long as both industries have existed in my lifetime.
If you told me 15 years ago that I would be looking at buying a PlayStation because bitcoin miners priced me out of the GPU market for a gaming rig, I’d look at you and ask “what the fuck is a bitcoin miner?”
February 21, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Go Birds!
February 9, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I swear to Luigi, Elon had better not hold up my tax refund
February 6, 2025 at 4:51 PM
December 26, 2024 at 12:26 AM