donkey_walloppa
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Anonymous internet dullard. Recovering PBer. A ‘sad lonely specimen of humanity’ - Mick Hucknall
Wow, the BBC are right, Rachel Reeves really is announcing a RAFT OF TAX RISES
November 27, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Wow, the BBC are right, Rachel Reeves really is announcing a RAFT OF TAX RISES
That was shit but at least we’re not liverpool
November 24, 2025 at 10:58 PM
That was shit but at least we’re not liverpool
Juat went to try and find something in my Instagram saved items and it’s amazing how many times you can accidentally press that button and save something you’re not interested in whilst simultaneously failing to save anything you actually want. Would highly recommend
November 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Juat went to try and find something in my Instagram saved items and it’s amazing how many times you can accidentally press that button and save something you’re not interested in whilst simultaneously failing to save anything you actually want. Would highly recommend
Not watched Strictly before. Didn’t realise it was that kind of show 🤨
November 22, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Not watched Strictly before. Didn’t realise it was that kind of show 🤨
The home of the brave, and the land of the… uh… free?
Exclusive: The U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify the swastika, nooses and the Confederate flag as hate symbols.
The military service drafted a new policy that classifies them as “potentially divisive.”
The military service drafted a new policy that classifies them as “potentially divisive.”
U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses as hate symbols
The military service, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, has drafted a new policy that classifies such items “potentially divisive.”
www.washingtonpost.com
November 20, 2025 at 6:43 PM
The home of the brave, and the land of the… uh… free?
Note to self: Wasabi is a dreadful establishment. Convenience does not make up for bad food.
November 20, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Note to self: Wasabi is a dreadful establishment. Convenience does not make up for bad food.
Wide awake since 3:30am. Marvellous. Might as well get up for work then.
November 20, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Wide awake since 3:30am. Marvellous. Might as well get up for work then.
So what happens when the Epstein files are released later and several hundred pages are mysteriously missing?
November 19, 2025 at 1:24 PM
So what happens when the Epstein files are released later and several hundred pages are mysteriously missing?
Sarah Ferguson’s new children’s booked ‘pulped’ after scrutiny over Epstein links
November 19, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Sarah Ferguson’s new children’s booked ‘pulped’ after scrutiny over Epstein links
“This is why I took the job in the first place and left Manchester United to come here an’ ting,” McClaren said at his pre match press conference at the National Stadium.
November 17, 2025 at 10:48 PM
“This is why I took the job in the first place and left Manchester United to come here an’ ting,” McClaren said at his pre match press conference at the National Stadium.
Idea for a new TV show: Scam Interceptors meets Beadle’s About
November 17, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Idea for a new TV show: Scam Interceptors meets Beadle’s About
Might get back on news/tweeting bollocks
November 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Might get back on news/tweeting bollocks
Just picked up a National Geographic Traveller in a dentists waiting room (where else) and i remember being upset about the Murdoch takeover but just need to say it was right up my alley. Bosh
November 14, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Just picked up a National Geographic Traveller in a dentists waiting room (where else) and i remember being upset about the Murdoch takeover but just need to say it was right up my alley. Bosh
My eldest child has just joined LinkedIn. I’m sure all you other career enthusiasts will understand what an emotional moment that is for me.
November 12, 2025 at 2:32 PM
My eldest child has just joined LinkedIn. I’m sure all you other career enthusiasts will understand what an emotional moment that is for me.
BBC News have just described Elon Musk as “one of the most influential and flamboyant entrepreneurs ever”, ffs.
a black and white photo of prince sitting on a couch with his eyes closed and the words lawd hammercy .
ALT: a black and white photo of prince sitting on a couch with his eyes closed and the words lawd hammercy .
media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 1:23 PM
BBC News have just described Elon Musk as “one of the most influential and flamboyant entrepreneurs ever”, ffs.
Which may explain how moody he looked when i saw him at Kings Cross the other week
November 6, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Which may explain how moody he looked when i saw him at Kings Cross the other week
Following up on a previous theme, he appears to be in Australia desperately trying to sound very enthusiastic about some architecture he clearly despises
November 6, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Following up on a previous theme, he appears to be in Australia desperately trying to sound very enthusiastic about some architecture he clearly despises
Straight in the George Clarke, it seems
November 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Straight in the George Clarke, it seems
Got terrestrial TV back after several months.
November 6, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Got terrestrial TV back after several months.
Just passed George Clarke on the stairs coming out of the District & Circle at King’s Cross. Must say he didn’t look particularly amazed by any of the spaces, in fact I could go as far to say he looked thoroughly pissed off but that would be speculation.
October 14, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Just passed George Clarke on the stairs coming out of the District & Circle at King’s Cross. Must say he didn’t look particularly amazed by any of the spaces, in fact I could go as far to say he looked thoroughly pissed off but that would be speculation.
I distinctly remember the “immigrants are eating swans from royal parks” thing Farage is banging on about from a satire I read years ago. Anyone know what it might be? I’m leaning towards a Will Self possibly
September 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I distinctly remember the “immigrants are eating swans from royal parks” thing Farage is banging on about from a satire I read years ago. Anyone know what it might be? I’m leaning towards a Will Self possibly
Presumably this is all part of an elaborate plan to have people with autism interned in labour camps working for the state, concocted by a man whose knowledge of autism extends to having seen Rain Man once in the late 1980s and didn’t understand what was going on but thought it was a cute movie
September 22, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Presumably this is all part of an elaborate plan to have people with autism interned in labour camps working for the state, concocted by a man whose knowledge of autism extends to having seen Rain Man once in the late 1980s and didn’t understand what was going on but thought it was a cute movie
Watching Moana with my daughter. Glad to see Tia Carrera has finally got that follow-up gig after Wayne’s World
September 21, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Watching Moana with my daughter. Glad to see Tia Carrera has finally got that follow-up gig after Wayne’s World
September 21st 🤨
September 21, 2025 at 12:53 PM
September 21st 🤨