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"When Biden was president, migrants poured into the country. Now, no one wants to live here."
December 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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“President” trump at his speech on 12/17/25. “Let me read you my email”
December 18, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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A picture of trump giving his “speech” on 12/17 And now for the Pettysburg Address
December 18, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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December 18, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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No Blood For Oil vs. Exactly How Much Oil Are We Talking About?
December 18, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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I really hate to miss Donald Trump's speech tonight, but someone invited me to their house to listen to Yoko Ono's greatest hits. And their amp goes all the way to 11.
December 17, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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That word. I don’t think he’s using it correctly.
The idiocy that is Vance: JD VANCE SAYS HE ONLY BELIEVES IN THE CONSPIRACY THEORIES THAT ARE TRUE
December 17, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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BREAKING: Donald Trump releases photographic evidence that he's never met Susie Wiles. Picture of trump talking to Susie Wiles, who is scribbled out with a Sharpie
December 17, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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1. 2 people at a mantle. “STOCKINGS ARE KIND OFA WEIRD CONCEPT.” 2. Same person, “LIKE, WHO CAME UP WITH IT?” 3. Same person, “WHO THOUGHT PULLING THINGS OUT OF SOCKS WOULD BE SO EXCITING?” 4. Santa looking at a laptop. He’s checking out pictures of feet saying, “HELL YEA.”
December 17, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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I understand why new MAGA can't relate to OG MAGA frustration. We fought so hard & lost so much for 10 years to get this administration. Now a year in & we haven't arrested one deep state criminal, we're back in business of foreign aid & wars benefiting donors & special interests 9:47 AM • Dec 16, 2025 Evan Kilgore @EvanAKilgore But bro, did you see Trump's new MAGA hat and the gold trim in the White House? Who needs the Epstein Files when we have AURA MAXXING.
December 17, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Let’s go Wings!
Red Wings v Islanders
December 17, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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The Procrastinators Club of America protesting the War of 1812 and President James Madison, 1966 Protest signs include “DollyBird - tell Pres Madison we want peace!” “Procrastinators protest the War of 1812!”
December 16, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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I misread the Instructions... So this year my donations went to Toys for Thoth. Picture of Egyptian god Thoth surrounded by presents
December 16, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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The Scammer-in-Chief doing what he does best. Selling old iPhones for $500.
December 16, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Newsom created a new filter. The Hegseth Filter everything is blurry.
December 16, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Picture of a dilapidated mobile home with trump-style accents Kid Rock is showing off his new White House bling.
December 16, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun is an unarmed Muslim fruit vendor
December 16, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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During Eminem's sentencing for a weapons charge in 2001, the judge said, "Mr. Mathers, now is the time for you to please stand up."
December 16, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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To recap: • HBO Max doesn't renew deal with Sesame Street • Netflix picks up Sesame Street • Netflix announces it's buying HBO Max Elmo's out here playing 3D chess (Elmo in armor) Tell HBO. I want them to know it was me
December 15, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Family Feud board. Topic: NAME SOMETHING THAT TRIGGERS MAGA CULT MEMBERS: Answers: Epstein Files, Truth & Facts, Brown Skin, Trans Athletes, Sesame Street, Women’s Rights, Gay Cakes, Vaccines, Real US History, Spelling
December 15, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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"Elon Musk, a South African immigrant born in Africa who votes in Texas, is annoyed that Somali immigrants born in Africa get to vote in Minnesota. There's only one thing he doesn't have in common with his fellow African immigrants in Minnesota." -Medhi Hasan
December 15, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Ice thickness guide Helpful guide for ice safety. From staying off to tick enough for your mom
December 15, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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2 panels. Star Trek characters - Jean-Luc Picard and Riker - talking to each other. 1st: “I just bought a Christmas tree.” “Are you planning on putting it up yourself?” 2nd: “No. I’m planning on putting it in my living room.”
December 14, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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Satire headline DEPT OF EDUCATION'S MCMAHON UNVEILS NEW SPELLING GUIDELINES "THEIR/THERE/THEY'RE ARE NOW THE SAME THING." "WE SHOULD OF DID THIS YEARS AGO!"
December 14, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Jesus freckles!
December 14, 2025 at 3:35 PM