Donovan Burba
@donovanburba.bsky.social
These things happen. Portland, Ore.
You live tweeting Jeopardy now?
January 23, 2026 at 1:18 AM
You live tweeting Jeopardy now?
We like being on tv.
January 18, 2026 at 10:56 PM
We like being on tv.
It might require some light cannibalism.
January 17, 2026 at 7:47 PM
It might require some light cannibalism.
That image depicts multiple pieces of broccoli. Please correct.
January 16, 2026 at 9:22 PM
That image depicts multiple pieces of broccoli. Please correct.
Isn’t that why he chose her?
January 12, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Isn’t that why he chose her?
We had food fights monthly freshman year. Like, people winging ketchup-covered fries across the cafeteria.
January 11, 2026 at 7:13 AM
We had food fights monthly freshman year. Like, people winging ketchup-covered fries across the cafeteria.
Too many Bears fans wanted to dodge the Packers. Be careful what you wish for.
January 4, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Too many Bears fans wanted to dodge the Packers. Be careful what you wish for.
It’s so you know he’s a Tough Guy.
January 3, 2026 at 9:28 PM
It’s so you know he’s a Tough Guy.
I really thought this was the year.
December 31, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I really thought this was the year.
No prizes for guessing which team benefited from that one. Just classic Iowa.
December 31, 2025 at 6:23 PM
No prizes for guessing which team benefited from that one. Just classic Iowa.
I say “chatrooms” but that’s because I’m out of touch, not an asshole.
December 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I say “chatrooms” but that’s because I’m out of touch, not an asshole.
Had to get in those shots of “Aaron.”
December 22, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Had to get in those shots of “Aaron.”
What is “butlerian jihad?”
December 22, 2025 at 12:24 AM
What is “butlerian jihad?”
That was one thing too many.
December 21, 2025 at 8:47 PM
That was one thing too many.
Oh I know. Just pointing out the double standard.
December 21, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Oh I know. Just pointing out the double standard.
Sounds like antisemitism to me. @nytimes.com
December 21, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Sounds like antisemitism to me. @nytimes.com