Why not combine the two?

Thanks. Just sort of taking the Disrespectoids Capri-Sun whoopie-cushner TF to the max.

It could be more like an old, folk tale. Stork mom comes back for misbehaving children and turns them into storks.

The top two are definitely the coolest forms to be.

Pretty, tasty, golden honey, and then we'd put you in a jar and place you on the window sill overlooking some beautiful scenery.

The idea that he's going to fail the course he's on for being a no show, and these two would be like "Eh, there's always next year for him." Even though he hasn't even left the college grounds. XP

I've never heard of this?

I'm sure he'd enjoy that, too.