Not on track, but moving in the right direction.
December 15, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Not on track, but moving in the right direction.
Woo hoo! I can sue my body!
December 1, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Woo hoo! I can sue my body!
I was once in a meeting in Manchester and a woman broke into the meeting to ask if my car 'was' parked in space 95a. We all looked at her and collectively thought 'was'! Luckily I hadn't hit anything else. I asked who designed and built an unlevel car park, of course it was my hosts!!How we laughed.
December 1, 2025 at 9:01 AM
I was once in a meeting in Manchester and a woman broke into the meeting to ask if my car 'was' parked in space 95a. We all looked at her and collectively thought 'was'! Luckily I hadn't hit anything else. I asked who designed and built an unlevel car park, of course it was my hosts!!How we laughed.
Can someone remind me how much the Truss budget cost 'hard working people', please? #FuckOffDailyMail
November 28, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Can someone remind me how much the Truss budget cost 'hard working people', please? #FuckOffDailyMail
I have just seen this on a supposed fitness recipe. Tell me tinned chicken in brine isn't a thing! 🤮
November 14, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I have just seen this on a supposed fitness recipe. Tell me tinned chicken in brine isn't a thing! 🤮
Biggest earthquake in UK and Türkiye.
October 29, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Biggest earthquake in UK and Türkiye.
7 days, 21 healthy meals for under 30 quid.
October 27, 2025 at 8:43 PM
7 days, 21 healthy meals for under 30 quid.
Almost as if they want to follow me... Why would clients care?
October 26, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Almost as if they want to follow me... Why would clients care?
Hey Apple! How about not thinking that you know how I want shit sorting and let me do it myself?
October 11, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Hey Apple! How about not thinking that you know how I want shit sorting and let me do it myself?
This absolute throbber was shaking his head because I'd crossed the white line and was moving, but if you look at the left you'll see the red light that he'd jumped! #taxi
October 3, 2025 at 10:25 AM
This absolute throbber was shaking his head because I'd crossed the white line and was moving, but if you look at the left you'll see the red light that he'd jumped! #taxi
No.
Go on, make it a bit easier.
Please?
Go on, make it a bit easier.
Please?
October 2, 2025 at 5:57 PM
No.
Go on, make it a bit easier.
Please?
Go on, make it a bit easier.
Please?
I'll be honest. I'm not sure the fancy pants dual walled smokeless twig burner is all its cracked up to be.
September 25, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I'll be honest. I'm not sure the fancy pants dual walled smokeless twig burner is all its cracked up to be.
ChatGPTs idea of where the fuel injection pump is on a 2005 Nissan Terrano 2.7 tdi, just behind the timing belt. I'm not sure whether we are doomed, or not. Gloria has a good old timing chain.
September 12, 2025 at 3:35 PM
ChatGPTs idea of where the fuel injection pump is on a 2005 Nissan Terrano 2.7 tdi, just behind the timing belt. I'm not sure whether we are doomed, or not. Gloria has a good old timing chain.
More powerful than the original.
September 11, 2025 at 6:04 AM
More powerful than the original.
Must have a social media presence.
Everyone has a social media presence.
Can't be left behind.
Tech is the way forward and we must have a profile.
Also:
Everyone has a social media presence.
Can't be left behind.
Tech is the way forward and we must have a profile.
Also:
September 4, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Must have a social media presence.
Everyone has a social media presence.
Can't be left behind.
Tech is the way forward and we must have a profile.
Also:
Everyone has a social media presence.
Can't be left behind.
Tech is the way forward and we must have a profile.
Also:
I'm a fucking genius!
September 2, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I'm a fucking genius!
Not in a month of Friday night piss ups! This homage to right whingers is up for sale... Abolish the union flag as it shouldn't have significance in modern Britain, unless you support the empire.
August 31, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Not in a month of Friday night piss ups! This homage to right whingers is up for sale... Abolish the union flag as it shouldn't have significance in modern Britain, unless you support the empire.
I thought I'd get a quick photo in while the real mechanic was on a tea break. Trusty 4lb lump hammer to hand!
August 22, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I thought I'd get a quick photo in while the real mechanic was on a tea break. Trusty 4lb lump hammer to hand!
